"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Sunday, December 23, 2007

For the Future of Mankind!

"Jamie Lynn Spears: Mom-To-Be
An astrological look at her parenting potential
Jamie Lynn Spears rocked the entertainment world with a shocking announcement this week -- that the 16-year-old Zoey 101 star is 12 weeks pregnant. Being a mother at such a young age is definitely a disadvantage, but what does Astrology say? We took a look to see if the younger Spears would fare better or worse than big-sis Britney in the parenting department.
Jamie Lynn was born April 4, 1991, making her a fiery Aries. She's likely to be impulsive and headstrong, which may explain how a girl with such a close example of what not to do could find herself in such a predicament. It also could mean the decision to keep the baby was hers alone, and what Mom Lynn or boyfriend Casey Aldridge wanted might not have mattered.
Those born under Aries can be great parents. They're exciting, for one, always inspiring their children to want to experience new things. They are devoted to their children, too, and will defend them to the death if they need to. Aries moms are also excellent multi-taskers, so Jamie will have no problem juggling a career, the tabloids, soccer practice, PTA meetings and Britney's shenanigans.
If the 12-weeks-pregnant line is true, then the newest Spears spawn will likely be a Cancer. Cancer kids are sensitive and shy. Aries parents are loud and proud, and they can get impatient with a child who is reserved. They also have a short temper, and Cancer children are easily wounded. Cancer signs tend to be more nurturing than Aries, too, so this combination could result in a case where the child mothers the parent.
Aries makes a lot of mistakes, but they also learn from them. This trial-and-error approach to parenting, plus the support of her family (well, most of her family) could set her on the right parental track."

- from MySpace Horoscope

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Bucky!,
How about that irish pirate link?
I got a new year's party to plan...

Spatula,
will be emailing on the details of LR for ny's.
think we oughta take them by storm.
Huckabee, furries, and all.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

This Morning's Achievement: Two For One

Remaining Achievements: Mongoose Mowdown, Overkill, Steppin' Razor.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

one exam finished, all skulls accounted for.