tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60770862012-01-27T20:15:30.868-06:00By The Dog<i>"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..."
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--<a href="http://classics.mit.edu/Plato/apology.html">Apology, 21e</a></b>
</i>Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.comBlogger12961100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-45672750928220578742011-01-14T21:50:00.001-06:002011-01-14T21:50:37.416-06:00Happy Robert E. Lee Day!Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-73852773630465547422010-10-06T20:59:00.001-06:002010-10-06T21:02:14.243-06:00Snyder v Phelps transcriptJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-13194678069422865082010-09-20T15:41:00.000-06:002010-09-20T15:42:42.836-06:00WPLX 1180 a.m. MemphisJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-979176420182495082010-06-18T21:22:00.001-06:002010-06-18T21:22:52.592-06:00W-hoo!Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-33809966146590703972010-05-15T04:35:00.000-06:002010-05-15T04:36:24.857-06:00I miss The Peppermints.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-80474242958795139602010-05-01T12:43:00.001-06:002010-05-01T12:43:40.775-06:00derby day!Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-16103248599290697772010-04-25T17:39:00.000-06:002010-04-25T17:40:27.637-06:00russian music videos.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-37724784448307880852010-04-17T18:08:00.001-06:002010-04-17T18:10:09.478-06:00Daleks.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-13651586253428938162010-04-09T22:13:00.001-06:002010-04-09T22:14:55.980-06:00*kuma dance* (never mind that a $2 bet only profited 10 cents...)Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-12370104185387476122009-09-18T20:08:00.002-06:002009-09-19T12:05:47.109-06:00The end is here.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-89187847611089004362009-04-30T13:32:00.001-06:002009-04-30T13:33:58.398-06:00The most exciting two minutes in sports.Saturday, May 2, 6:00 eastern.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-10043921366790373432009-04-18T00:07:00.004-06:002009-11-22T09:48:07.899-06:00I saw Dinosaur Jr. tonight. they kicked ass. I never felt so old.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-39041513561556941272009-01-21T15:08:00.002-06:002009-01-21T15:10:16.465-06:00The season begins again.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-8930040374775261752008-12-15T18:05:00.002-06:002009-05-02T05:47:35.334-06:00Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-20994864815079820292008-10-20T16:20:00.004-06:002009-05-02T05:49:22.018-06:00Yes.Thanks D.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-68168550585705289162008-09-29T15:09:00.001-06:002009-05-02T05:48:45.467-06:00CakeFarts.Thanks B.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-78567772831289124572008-07-10T20:52:00.011-06:002009-05-02T05:43:54.294-06:00ah... Jaguar XJ Mark I Series III 5.3L V12Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-75286689630242189972008-07-06T02:24:00.008-06:002008-07-06T13:47:54.371-06:00Humour ...and for Independence Day...- More on Palestine.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-16302939628889455842008-06-11T20:52:00.007-06:002008-06-13T16:51:15.985-06:00Red Dwarf theme song. Perky little tune.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-80982927927057262242008-05-10T03:17:00.001-06:002008-05-10T03:19:21.687-06:00real world leaders get pop songs.there's also an english version.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-2494470793188547302008-04-16T14:19:00.003-06:002008-07-03T23:37:55.956-06:00What a beautiful world...If only Mary Carey would jump back into the ring....Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-82967133112477377712008-04-14T03:32:00.004-06:002008-08-30T21:13:43.417-06:00Bob Dylan doing "The Moonshiner".Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-86282079899983478822008-04-01T14:10:00.002-06:002008-04-03T00:31:23.615-06:00Rolling Rock is the Official Beer of Easter and I found Jesus.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-56437422389380450692008-03-24T15:00:00.002-06:002008-03-24T15:02:54.450-06:00Jonesboro won the Razorback Handicap earlier in the month and will race again on the 5th in the Oaklawn Handicap. Any bidders?Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-50181026319138020522008-03-05T15:09:00.000-06:002008-03-05T15:10:09.061-06:00Where's a cleric when you need one?Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-45087862013590859032008-02-21T21:32:00.002-06:002008-02-21T21:53:11.826-06:00I have succeeded in brewing ginger beer. or soda. can't tell which yet.more sugary than expected.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-75046539503841912342008-01-11T21:10:00.002-06:002008-03-24T15:08:12.881-06:00Here's your Daily Pork.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-82153476024275758342008-01-10T21:42:00.000-06:002008-01-10T21:44:02.016-06:00Sir Edmund Hillary dies.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-82813002331695141552008-01-08T16:31:00.000-06:002008-01-08T16:33:46.918-06:00DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHERE CHRIS IS?Buckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-50958341513807425802007-12-28T21:45:00.000-06:002007-12-28T21:49:35.448-06:00what do u do with a drunk'n santa?Buckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-37431839862150425302007-12-23T23:07:00.001-06:002007-12-23T23:10:27.439-06:00For the Future of Mankind!"Jamie Lynn Spears: Mom-To-BeAn astrological look at her parenting potentialJamie Lynn Spears rocked the entertainment world with a shocking announcement this week -- that the 16-year-old Zoey 101 star is 12 weeks pregnant. Being a mother at such a young age is definitely a disadvantage, but what does Astrology say? We took a look to see if the younger Spears would fare Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-56532787501359999622007-12-22T02:06:00.000-06:002007-12-22T02:10:51.451-06:00Bucky!, How about that irish pirate link? I got a new year's party to plan...Spatula, will be emailing on the details of LR for ny's.think we oughta take them by storm.Huckabee, furries, and all.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-9299011972705464782007-12-08T12:40:00.000-06:002007-12-08T12:42:05.321-06:00This Morning's Achievement: Two For OneRemaining Achievements: Mongoose Mowdown, Overkill, Steppin' Razor.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-82257931152662219582007-12-06T02:06:00.000-06:002007-12-06T02:07:32.760-06:00one exam finished, all skulls accounted for.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-57829119498641540022007-11-25T03:57:00.000-06:002007-11-25T17:33:51.115-06:00After drinking enough beers to stear my mind from The Lion and The Cobra to Diamondback,I came across this old bit of fun.It seems to me that the Germans should have won the game, given that Socrates kicks the ball into his own goal.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-47943861172021441782007-11-16T19:45:00.000-06:002007-11-17T16:10:50.975-06:00Christopher Hitchens on C-Span Book TV - it's 3 hours, but entertaining none the less.http://www.booktv.org/program.aspx?ProgramId=8532&SectionName=In%20Depth&PlayMedia=NoJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-64561223725743261972007-11-09T01:47:00.000-06:002007-11-09T03:34:42.510-06:00some warren criswell.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-5136267625569834342007-11-06T00:40:00.000-06:002007-11-06T00:41:05.112-06:00God Bless AmericaJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-7679145659560402292007-11-03T06:21:00.000-06:002007-11-03T08:49:49.925-06:00Happy Rabbit.Also accepting donations for Annapurna.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-66647514696314905422007-10-29T21:30:00.000-06:002007-12-23T23:12:42.093-06:00To Behemoth in Valhalla!A toast:Bar-B-Que chicken to feast on, all the blonde tabbies you can rape, a massive tom cat to maul,See you at the top of the Mountain.Behemoth? - 10/27/07Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-81295989663226248562007-10-28T14:21:00.000-06:002007-10-28T14:22:06.981-06:00Magic GrenadeColonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-24562979448942591712007-10-20T22:51:00.000-06:002007-10-20T22:52:14.140-06:00Here.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-67421734668594048602007-10-18T21:00:00.001-06:002007-10-19T17:02:48.152-06:00support democracy in actionJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-74483094275768628542007-10-10T20:12:00.000-06:002007-10-10T20:14:13.271-06:00Behemoth!He reads Hobbes, plays chess, and drinks vodka.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-51077154623102241512007-09-29T16:30:00.001-06:002007-09-29T16:32:13.051-06:00Brute Shots don't bounce either. But, yes, there is a BeatStick. All hail the BeatStick. And GravLift is the second best anti-vehicle weapon. Next to BeatStick.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-86897171908620495032007-09-25T00:41:00.000-06:002007-09-25T00:45:56.526-06:00Well, you can't duel wield needlers any more. On the other hand,Brutes are much more vicious in HD. And there's a Beatin' Stick!Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-70022982954382292202007-09-24T10:14:00.000-06:002007-09-24T10:15:40.898-06:00At this hour Britney Spears is up 1.4 % at 191.77 lbs.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-63729467549091766022007-09-08T06:18:00.000-06:002007-09-08T15:28:36.767-06:00 ....Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-36556088065737886782007-09-05T21:04:00.000-06:002007-09-06T16:35:02.422-06:00 this is just creepy Buckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-26197947321542087462007-09-05T20:57:00.000-06:002007-09-05T21:03:07.279-06:00 i guess the massacre of 1994 wasnt enough now its monkeys they want will someone just drop a bomb on these people Buckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-56793762881288398772007-08-18T19:00:00.000-06:002007-08-18T19:02:00.122-06:00The Marmot at the the Top of the World(well, 12,600 ft., anyway...)Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-78447482048580190902007-08-17T20:17:00.000-06:002007-08-17T20:18:34.856-06:00"A lot of these men got girlfriends and babies at home. But this one told my friend last night, 'I just like to suck dicks.'"Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-48382890122616550762007-08-12T02:01:00.000-06:002007-08-12T10:37:23.785-06:00Wittgenstein ShoeJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-37190583177062319722007-08-11T08:09:00.000-06:002007-08-11T12:02:58.680-06:00 A snail you've probely never heard of on the far side of the world was declared extinct last weekBuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-68143524898094605722007-08-10T09:54:00.000-06:002007-08-10T09:57:37.328-06:00 saw this running through the airportBuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-60251668037769021022007-08-08T17:35:00.001-06:002007-08-08T17:35:54.472-06:00Now in slow motion.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-82622149119220037982007-08-01T20:25:00.000-06:002007-08-01T20:26:09.247-06:00Not as much as this guy.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-53188841937374593382007-08-01T13:21:00.000-06:002007-08-01T13:22:02.309-06:00these guys kick ass.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-73044958539981677782007-07-31T08:54:00.001-06:002007-07-31T08:54:30.688-06:00He settled out of court.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-2517187757400489472007-07-28T07:10:00.001-06:002007-07-28T07:10:27.155-06:00Well, holy fucking shit.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-78268843870627117752007-07-27T14:10:00.001-06:002007-07-27T15:37:38.119-06:00Dear Soul Winner:The Bweneum Department of Reclamation and Distribution announces eight new acquisitions in its collection:Sex, Lies, and ...The Truth / Focus on the Family FilmsKirk Cameron hosts "an entertaining and powerful 30 minute video revealing the hard truths about sex in the '90's."Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle / National Rifle AssociationSeven minute cartoon hosted by Jason ¿Spatüla?!http://www.blogger.com/profile/09965267503142080709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-17629736761614786952007-07-25T21:24:00.000-06:002007-07-27T09:40:25.979-06:00When suicide bombings start to interferewith soccer, I'd think things would change pretty damn fast; like turning the mosques into museums and publicly beheading anyonewho takes religion seriously. Guess its mewho's living in a fantasy world....Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-34170614344962852172007-07-25T12:12:00.000-06:002007-07-25T12:14:35.780-06:00fears tha themeBuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-75447568792275879882007-07-22T21:14:00.001-06:002007-07-22T21:14:38.582-06:00Memphis Bikini Lawn CareJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-15112529489381270402007-07-22T20:12:00.000-06:002007-07-22T20:13:08.316-06:00We retarded.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-59881392030961071822007-07-22T14:31:00.000-06:002007-07-22T14:44:43.243-06:00A Love LetterDearest Harlan,It has been too long since I gazed upon your white goatee, trimmed like a true Southern gentleman; your robust figure, clothed in only the whitest of whites. I can still recall your bola tie, shaped so much like the package you mightily wield in your pantaloons though many times smaller in girth.Too many days--even seconds--have gone by without the sound of your voice Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-9171827439718308722007-07-21T21:40:00.001-06:002007-07-21T21:40:52.543-06:00Tammy Faye, you are dearly missed.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-73895005342591873032007-07-21T10:37:00.000-06:002007-07-21T10:39:14.284-06:00shockingYupnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-48350576471792857792007-07-18T13:52:00.001-06:002007-07-19T09:28:59.841-06:00Turkys doing it.Here's one article. Can't find the one I originally read.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-54449267636729168272007-07-17T17:17:00.000-06:002007-07-17T17:19:00.854-06:00CilantroBuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-33191324999532950382007-07-11T14:30:00.000-06:002007-07-11T14:31:53.183-06:00Sweet Mother Of God!Yupnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-25475708949172742007-07-11T00:45:00.000-06:002007-07-11T00:48:13.282-06:00i suppose there are only a few people who may be interested, but i think that i should have everything squared away and moved back to the area in one months time. i know i was supposed to be back in june, but i got laid off and had to pay bills, zat's ze way it goes, eh? doctor J: email your phone number to me and i shall call. all else: beware.Yupnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-57178828729624628412007-07-10T04:10:00.000-06:002007-07-10T04:11:28.369-06:00goddamnColonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-7574420631711359542007-07-06T14:11:00.001-06:002007-07-06T14:11:55.379-06:00THE VIDEOColonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-90016734092271355202007-07-02T21:28:00.000-06:002007-07-03T17:23:19.258-06:00A few things you probably didn't know about Dick Cheney:Dick Cheney became a conscientious objector during the Vietnam War when recruiters frowned upon his suggestion to "nuke 'em back in the trees."Dick Cheney once sodomized Muhammad in effigy backstage at the Kennedy Center Honors.Dick Cheney controls 97% of the world’s supply of Preparation H.Dick Cheney has at least 11 testicles, but only 4 ¿Spatüla?!http://www.blogger.com/profile/09965267503142080709noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-9712550169812452372007-06-30T09:14:00.000-06:002007-06-30T09:15:13.021-06:00The end of an era.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-76821658016075196442007-06-29T19:40:00.001-06:002007-06-30T11:35:52.474-06:00Last day of the fiscal year.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-50209474981336221102007-06-25T22:13:00.000-06:002007-06-25T22:15:09.118-06:00The Heaven is true and the Hell is very true.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-72705938714133426362007-06-22T15:33:00.000-06:002007-06-22T15:37:12.529-06:00The pepper plants have sprouted. 10 ornamental cubans, 1 joe parker,one sunset eclipse, and one sweet. no bhut jolokia's so far but it's stillearly. extreme happiness aside, where is the pigeon killing link? I'd take care of it myself but my internet has already been disconnected and i suspect otherutilities will slowly follow suit over the next 2 weeks. Ave Habanero.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-54267939212932446392007-06-18T21:41:00.000-06:002007-06-18T21:48:06.074-06:00Coming soon on this site:!!!Dyke Cheney!!!Invite your friends! Bring the kids!!!A thrilling post-neo-feminist statement toward a discourse on relativism.¿Spatüla?!http://www.blogger.com/profile/09965267503142080709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-87728785423242187052007-06-08T22:08:00.000-06:002007-06-08T22:12:53.271-06:00I'm doing some research for a few paintings andthese are a couple of the pages I have come accross. Thought the photos were nice.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-70507477543726679642007-06-05T20:34:00.000-06:002007-06-05T20:41:11.324-06:00I don't really have a problem with guns or even freakishly large guns. But letting people rent guns strikes me as odd. And even the faintest hint of the thought of myself renting a gun from this guy immediately sends me into a fetal position the floor, quickly to be covered in my own tears and bodily fluids.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-35058380895806865692007-06-03T14:55:00.000-06:002007-06-03T16:03:22.516-06:00Chris Cornell's new album, found on his MySpace page, includes a cover of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean. WTF.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-10114906302713121492007-06-01T18:17:00.001-06:002007-06-01T18:18:01.912-06:00Happy Hurricane Season, Everyone !!!Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-20772732779648570492007-05-30T15:04:00.000-06:002007-05-30T15:05:42.949-06:00As promised, here is footage of my yet to be born daughter:Annabelle Marie LynnAdd to My Profile | More VideosYupnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-32930767955208336022007-05-30T10:42:00.001-06:002007-05-30T10:49:17.806-06:00As some of you know, I have enslaved a number of gnomes who keep track of what exactly is going down with this webpage. For one, they tell me what Google searches lead here. Straight from the gnomish mouth:1. "We will win, Condolezza"2. dick clit.3. Wittgenstein and Why Wolves Eat Lambs4. clits on steroidsand my personal favorite5. "complete goatse"Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-14648431235686171992007-05-29T19:22:00.000-06:002007-05-29T19:25:18.000-06:00There are Russian links now. Also other things.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-27172433125483928372007-05-29T19:15:00.000-06:002007-05-29T19:24:34.281-06:00Star Jones is everything to everyone.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-18080440962496161612007-05-29T18:06:00.000-06:002007-05-29T19:24:23.776-06:00who the fuck is star jonesBuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-68051648979666340832007-05-28T19:28:00.000-06:002007-05-29T15:36:30.783-06:00AN OPEN LETTER TO STAR JONESDear Madam,I have recently rediscovered your wonderful personal web page. I could compliment you all day about the minutiae of this incredibly adequate site, but I have only so much time in the day for such activities. Acknowledging the many virtues of you and your web page must be left for another day or, perhaps if necessary, a series of days having no Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-14598308639157063632007-05-26T11:11:00.000-06:002007-05-29T15:36:44.745-06:00FYI: Star Jones is the author of the only dictionary that defines 'Star Jones'.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-78519800628043262862007-05-23T17:08:00.000-06:002007-05-23T17:09:17.778-06:00watch this videoBuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02626644726069242143noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-73392380116577089792007-05-22T22:22:00.000-06:002007-05-23T11:47:22.433-06:00I don't know how up-to-date this is, but I thinkone can't go wrong here:"Request Dirt Cheap on KISS 101.9You can request to hear Dirt Cheap on Jonesboro's 101.9 KIYS FM!Tell'm you wanna hear "Call It Clean" or "Hula Hoop" by your boys, Dirt Cheap!Request Line: (870) 931-0101"Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-58509130413561954882007-05-22T16:59:00.000-06:002007-05-22T17:01:00.955-06:00Funny.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-92025720605828663832007-05-19T13:04:00.000-06:002007-05-19T13:06:26.498-06:00in response to your comment, Mr. Bweneum, things are going great for me at this juncture. sorry i didn't look you up when i was in town, i was just so busy running everywhere. i should be back in the metro either 3rd week of june or 2nd week of july. i just want a certain level of flow before i come back. how's things in your neck of the land?Yupnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-32802537748196535582007-05-18T16:23:00.000-06:002007-05-18T16:48:42.799-06:00Had a great (but short) week on the Buffalo. This is just below Kyle's Landing:This is just below Pruitt:Just a bit up river at the Hwy. 7 bridge I caught a nice smallmouth bass and a bit above that saw a good sized wild turkey.This is the mouth of the Little Buffalo River, where it runs in halfway between Pruitt and Hasty:These two are halfway between Mt. Hersey and Woolum:I camped here my lastJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-57144876716509378132007-05-15T22:41:00.001-06:002007-05-15T22:41:38.478-06:00Things will just never be the same without you, Jerry.Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-39883076785196318312007-05-14T14:06:00.000-06:002007-05-14T14:07:51.282-06:00Just in from OB/GYN. We're having a little girl. In Utero footage to follow once i transfer the file. Good Things!Yupnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-49071139457884596042007-05-13T02:23:00.000-06:002007-05-13T02:49:23.543-06:00somewhere in asia.I think the drinking is slowing down somewhat.hegel only knows how i'm gonna handle this.I'm quite fond of planes and nico...Street Sense won last week, for those of you interested.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862076723351653234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6077086.post-26066928895266608722007-05-07T21:27:00.000-06:002007-05-07T21:28:02.912-06:00"We will win, Condoleeza."Colonel Bourbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13406994990476302764noreply@blogger.com1