"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

AreConservatives just crazy?
"Then there's "terror management theory," which, as best I can make out, posits that an inordinate fear of death "engenders a defense of one's cultural worldview" and therefore a resistance to outsiders and new ideas. Conservatives are also said to "score lower on measures of extraversion" and "general sensation seeking," which I think is a polite way of saying that they don't get enough sex."
From Slate Magazine.
Jesus in an ultrasound!
I'll give you three widgets and a slice o' carrot cake for one a 'dem.
America...we must carry on!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Hepcats survival skills, baby.
MR. RUSSERT: Mr. Black gave you specific instructions on what he wanted you to bring home.

MR. SCHROEN: That's true. He did ask that once we got bin Laden and killed him, that we send his head back in a cardboard box on dry ice so that he could take it down and show the president.

MR. RUSSERT: Where would you find the dry ice in Afghanistan?

MR. SCHROEN: That's what I mentioned to him. I said, "Cofer, I think that I can come up with pikes to put the heads of the lieutenants on," which is the second part of what he wanted done. "Dry ice, we'll have to improvise."

(Meet the Press, May 8)

Saturday, May 07, 2005






You can follow the news, at least the CNN-FOX version of the news, by seeing how this lady dresses up her fucking squirrel.




"We demand that all armies of occupation leave Iraq within the next five days. If the crusaders have not begun to do so by then, we will chew off the head of the filthy infidel American we have captured. God is great!"

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

That's it, people! Complete Goatse set. (40 pics)
West Texas anyone?

Recipes!
This man has lots of neat rats.
He He.