"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Saturday, July 30, 2005

New Planet, Oh! These the End Times!

Friday, July 29, 2005

Tuesday, July 26, 2005


I was thinking about spatula's today and did an image search on google.
Here is where I think I found this picture.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Speaking of people and animals fucking, remember the Master of Cats?
A new movie in production.
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Monday, July 18, 2005

About damn time someone said it.

Life32 is a fun little program Daniel Dennett talks about in Freedom Evolves.
A Mac version is available here.
Great Fun.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

"Its just plain fun! Our children play it as we sing during
our family prayers."


Stir Crazy Mexican

Why is it flavored?

The Gold Locket: A parable about the gift that's worth waiting for.

"Three dates, a string of hurried cafeteria lunches together, countless rushed conversations in the halls between classes, and Matt knew he was in love."

Friday, July 15, 2005

Thursday, July 14, 2005


Dixie Darlings & Divas

Heritage inspired gifts to really wow your sister on your anniversary.














Will the U.N. run the Internet?

And from the comments:

"Who invented the internet? It wasn't Al Gore,or any of the cry babies across the pond. China and Syria don't have any right to tell anyone how to run the Internet! Most of the junk mail and Spam I receive is from Africa and the "land down under." The U.N. has a lot of nerve wanting to control the internet when they can't even run the Oil for Food program without involving their own personell in illegal dealsw. I have said now for a few years, Get The U.S. Out Of The U.N. and Get The U.N. Out Of The U.S. The world would then be a better and safer place to live.
I will not be controlled by the U.N. If they get control of the internet, then I will sign off the net and use the telephone, radio, and snail mail to do my communicating!"

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

In media tonight, there was also this and this.


via BillMon's Whisky Bar.
There's a nice new Doonesbury page up. I like the "Ask Duke" section.

Alas, Cat-Kitty was not approved, but maybe a different picture will get in. I though this one was funny despite it not passing KittenWars distress clause.
Somehow people get paid to write this.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

I (48Borschts)'m playing VaginalBBQ in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance tonight. Alas, Cat-Kitty has not been aproved yet.
Vagina Paintings via POE. It's so refreshing to see real art every once in a while. Arch Enemy's new album is up there with The Peppermints and Thor's Hammer, as far as I'm concerned, granted the guitar could be better. Samael's new album isn't that bad either, thought VaginalBBQ's suggestion of going EN and using Didgeridoos and traditional instruments rides well with me. Quite frankly, It's what you would expect from Homosexual Satanic Nazi's from Switzerland.
Oh, don't forget to throw some blowin' money towards Hells Head Bangers.Com

Does anyone besides me look at this thing everyday?

Keep on Blogging!

I like the picture but why do they always have to take the same tone?
If he's approved for battle, Cat-Kitty will be Here.

Friday, July 08, 2005

This is the kind of shit that happens when you force your kids to swear an oath to god.


Hobo Porn film Name Generator

Thursday, July 07, 2005

WikiNews July 7 th.
number 1, 2, 3.
Church of Satan
US Department of Education
apparently there is not a "http://www.mothersandbitches.com/"
eBay
Making money in your underwear
Cthulhu
Cthulhu
Cthulhu
Cthulhu
 Look at what we can sale our kids with a straight face. The Bravery w/ An Honest Mistake; Jessica Simpson w/ These Boots are Made for Walkin'. Not only are they dumb, but they're eager to learn. VH-1 Is playing White Stripes. Go watch what's on MTV between 2:30 and 4:30 next Thursday morning. The Velvet Revolver was on Leno. Look at VH1 and CNN as well. How many mexican oriented channels do you have? Are they all Spanish or is there (Motly Crue is on VH1 this particular 3:59) a mix of Spanish and English? How many Jesus channels? You got a Jew one? We get a some Israeli news as well as (Motly Crue stills plays solos) German over a lease access channel in Springdale. Thank God for Jesus. Television is disgusting this time of night. Who's up for a game of Skat? This planet's starting to smell like eggs and ammonia. Anybody else read the Whisky Bar today?

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Moving sucks.

Viewing Tonight: The Candyman

The Peppermints played at J.R.'s
last night. Without a Whisper the night before, but I just couldn't go. Here's a Peppermints sound bite.
Santorum

If Ahmadinejad turns out to have been a participant, he wouldn't be the first top Iranian official with a role in the 1979 crisis.

The current Iranian vice president and head of the Environment Department, Massoumeh Ebtekar, was the chief interpreter and spokeswoman for the radical students who took over the U.S. Embassy and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days.

Dubbed "Sister Mary" by the American press because her heavy head scarf resembled a nun's habit, Ebtekar gave almost nightly interviews during the standoff, denouncing the hostages as spies and accusing the United States of committing crimes.

Japanese breaks record of reciting PI by memory.

HOLY SHIT.


These are off the Fafblog.
Remember to stick with the plan.
Happy Canada Day!

Friday, July 01, 2005


Fried Green Tomatoes
God
damn.
Hogan Knows Best.
God
loves
honesty.
By the Dog, You have been Chosen!
green
tea
Pay
it
forward.
Check out the Paisley Poppy Press.
Pool your bets now for when we invade Iran.

Same rules as governed the Pope's death: post your date, action, and bet, who ever gets closest without going over takes the pot. If the date comes and no action, pool rolls over and everyone places new bet.

J: $4.00, W pulls his trusty UN resolution out, crosses out Iraq and scribbles in Iran, Thursday, July 7.