"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Thursday, July 07, 2005

WikiNews July 7 th.
number 1, 2, 3.
Church of Satan
US Department of Education
apparently there is not a "http://www.mothersandbitches.com/"
eBay
Making money in your underwear
Cthulhu
Cthulhu
Cthulhu
Cthulhu
 Look at what we can sale our kids with a straight face. The Bravery w/ An Honest Mistake; Jessica Simpson w/ These Boots are Made for Walkin'. Not only are they dumb, but they're eager to learn. VH-1 Is playing White Stripes. Go watch what's on MTV between 2:30 and 4:30 next Thursday morning. The Velvet Revolver was on Leno. Look at VH1 and CNN as well. How many mexican oriented channels do you have? Are they all Spanish or is there (Motly Crue is on VH1 this particular 3:59) a mix of Spanish and English? How many Jesus channels? You got a Jew one? We get a some Israeli news as well as (Motly Crue stills plays solos) German over a lease access channel in Springdale. Thank God for Jesus. Television is disgusting this time of night. Who's up for a game of Skat? This planet's starting to smell like eggs and ammonia. Anybody else read the Whisky Bar today?

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