"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

to brighten the day...


...and because you should see:



Sunday, September 19, 2004

Vote Carrie?

This page makes me want to vomit. Can you imagine anything more incredibly and disgustingly shallow, that appeals more to the worst in contemporary American society?

An excerpt:


Want to know if Carrie Bradshaw is the right candidate for you? Check out her positions on the biggest issues:

Carrie on the Economy:

"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet."

Carrie on Civil Rights:

"Maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been given, and accessorize with the outfit we've got."

Carrie on Housing and Urban Development:

"Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever." "

Who cares about war, terrorism, the hell that Iraq has become....hell, even unemployment...who cares about all this when some fucking stupid fuck somewhere is concerned about who they're fucking, what they're wearing and what their home says about who they are. Fuck dismembered Iraqi babies, what about that Gucci purse that is so now!

The only thing that would more satisfying than killing the person responsible for this little marketing campaign would be killing the people responsible for the entire damn show. More satisfying than that?--the people that watch it.