"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

The Feller behind Samuri Jack

Tuesday, June 28, 2005


a Tower of Babel and all. Who knew we were so close? Alan Franklin and Tim Jordan are so helpful!

Monday, June 27, 2005

The Three Days of Darkness will occur in either late 2039 or early 2040. It is three days of supernatural darkness over the whole world. It is like a supernatural storm of darkness. Anyone caught outside when it begins will be killed supernaturally. One third of the population of the earth will be killed in those 3 days.

Everyone who wants to survive must remain indoors for the entire 3 days. Only blessed candles (and other blessed objects) will give light, and then only for those who are faithful. The impious will have visions of Hellfire and of the suffering of the sinful (repentant and unrepentant). Do not open a door or window during those 3 days -- not for any reason!

No electrical devices will work during those 3 days. There will be no light reaching human beings from the sun, moon, or stars, and no light from electricity or fire or other sources (other than blessed candles, etc.).

Before the three days of darkness, the media and the impious will have convinced most people not to allow the great monarch to take his rightful place as leader of the vast territory once held by the Arab nations. After the 3 days of darkness, the world will agree to make him king over that vast territory. By the 3 days of darkness, the media will be corrected and will finally cease from their many offences.

-Ron Conte

Lil Pimp is the kind of cartoon the whole family can enjoy, teaching our kids good moral values one laugh after another.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Hungry Pets

MPAA: Rated R for sadistic violence, strong sexual content, language and drug use. (i.e. HELL YEAH!)

IMDB (Trailer and such.)

Official (Flash heavy!)

Thursday, June 23, 2005

From Gaping Maw:

18 USC 2257

Yes, that is correct. The wonderful things that used to be here, the very funny things that you want to read, have been made retroactively illegal by the US government, in a side-handed attack on the pornography industry.

We might mention that the material here isn't even pornography as you normally think of it -- this site is just adult humor, in essay format, with some illustrations. The government is mandating that we meet certain bookkeeping requirements, ones impossible to meet for this site. Never mind that those requirements do not actually gain the public anything. This is the strongest attack on free speech since the passage of the CDA, and oddly, the media seems to have hardly noticed. The penalty for not abiding by these bookkeeping requirements is five years prison.

The regulations were promulgated by Alberto Gonzales, US Attorney General appointed by George Bush. If you voted for Bush, this is your fault. If you think this country is free, you are sadly mistaken. No nation has freedom when it is run by religious zealots.

Regulations effective 24 June 2005.

I'm not going to any porn sites that don't pay their own models from now on, and no more P2P porn either. The law is written in a way that might allow for crackdowns on both.
"Art historian Eric Rosenberg, in his essay about Kaitzâs new body of work, states: "What is so exciting about Sharon Kaitzâs new work is that in letting go of the literalness of words, these paintings suggest the possibility that words and letters were, or are, forms in the world, in our cognitive fields, before and beside their status as meaning, or units thereof. What, in other words, might cognition look like if it were always formal, as well as contentive? Ho do we recognize language as extant while feeling its forms as resistant to meaning? What might it be like to have language that is natural to us, innate, and yet prior to understanding, or exclusive of it? What, in other words, would language be like if we could see it, recognize it visually as our own, but have that recognition stop short of semantics, syntax, narrative, description?"

-Some Bullshitfound randomly on the web.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

A source of some misery:

"The explosion of media and news outlets with the arrival of the Internet has made such concise writing less necessary, and raised the need for more feature-style writing."

-Wikipedia: The Associated Press

Monday, June 20, 2005

"With the Cold War long over, Moon’s purposes are no longer necessarily compatible with the aims of American conservatives or the United States government. If his newspaper promotes a hard line toward North Korea, the would-be messiah and his commercialized church have pursued a very different policy -- and they have done so from within the newspaper itself. Given Moon’s propensity for what many ex-disciples have called “heavenly deception,” the doctrine that God must fight Satan’s deception with righteous lies, the paper’s editorial policy may merely serve as a diversion from his self-serving ties with North Korea."

-from the American Prospect (via Eschaton)

"This country desperately needs a God-centered president, senators and congressmen. America's intellectual establishment is liberal, godless, secular, humanistic, and anti-religious. We are declaring war against three main enemies: godless communism, Christ-less American liberalism, and secular-humanistic morality. They are the enemies of God, the True Parents, the Unification Church, all of Christianity, and all religions. We are working to mobilize a united front against them."

-Rev. Sun Myung Moon, August 29, 1985 {via}
I gave you your pole last time we were in Little Rock.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

US lied to Britain over use of napalm in Iraq war via The Independent.
Another London Times article on the DSM. Also here is Downing Street Memo.Com and Democrats.Com where reporters have been offered $1000 to ask about the memo during press conferences.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Learn how to earn income you've always dreamed of... from twin midgets!
Some of these are probably old:

Top 10 Worst Black Metal Photos


You Have Bad Taste In Music

Crucified Nun
I've been burned out on posting since I've made it back. I did just add a link to Jesus' General, but of course if you haven't been reading the General's page already then you're probably somewhat lower than a 10 on the scale of absolute gender, i.e., French.

That said, I'm not happy with the way the text lines up when you post. It would better if you looked blocked at the ends and if all the none post extras--comments, date, poster, etc.--all appeared under the post. I can't figure out how to make that happen.

Now I shall go find post-worthy materials.
After Downing Street . Org

Do Your Part to Impeach Bush!
Fantagraphics blog site.
With such shit to play with, why are we so damn boring?
Now this is more along the lines of what our kids need to see in Health Ed.
We should really pay a lot more attention to Iran. But then, America's youth only comprises roughly 29% of the population, as opposed to over half. (US Census '00, 281 million puss bags, 84 million under the age of 21.)
What you won't see on PetaTV.
Leo probably won't feel quite as bad when he hears Oprah's news.
After a long day at the ANRL tie on your apron and have a barbecue for the whole family.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Me vs. Christ. Yes, folks, there are others in the trenches with us.
The Educated viewer will have discerning taste.
Everybody needs love.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Someday I might stop reading. Until then, It motivates me to get my ass in shape, improve my mental health, and buy a fucking gun.
I never tire of this sight...

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

russian cassette mixing via boingboing. page is a little slow to load but looks nifty.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Chairman silences Democrats at a hearing on the Patriot Act by cutting the microphones

Democrats invoked Rule 11 so that they would be able to call witnesses in the Judiciary Committee's hearing on the Patriot Act on Friday. However, Chairman James Sensenbrenner illegally adjourned the meeting, and basically acted like a dick (interrupting witnesses and cutting people's microphones.)

Link to site (Video if you have RealPlayer)
People want us to fight, and we are here to fight," Dean said during a quarterly meeting of the party's 64-member executive committee. "We are not going to lie down in front of the Republican machine anymore."

Dean's aides said he now realizes he needs to choose his words more carefully

I swear I'm the only one Drinking.
"The Americans were segregated from the rest of the detainee population and, like all security detainees, were treated humanely and respectfully,"
Beauty is so often missed even when so obvious.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Chic Punk is still alive! Surprise surprise, I had really just about given up on ever finding more.
We all have our dirty little secrets.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

God Damn. Do these people really deserve to live? I don't think so, but hey, I'm not in charge either.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005


Remember the good old days of Excite Adult Personals? Unfortunately, it is no more. Where are we to find hilarious pictures of some lonely old man's balls? Look no further than MeNude.com.

Maybe you want to inform some woman that even though she just dropped a few grand on a new set of water sacks her best bet is still developing a "great personality." Try Rate My Boob Job or Rate My Implants.

If you need something work-safe, you're in luck: Rate My Wedgie.

Oh, and apparently there exist Asian women who are not being raped by tentacles: rateasians.com. Of course, it could just be Photochop.

*Hint: It appears that all of these sites are based off the same template, so if you let the page fully load, you never have to move the mouse off the "1" rating. Saves a lot of time!