"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Terri Schiavo's parents have agreed to sell their list of supporters to a direct-mailing firm
Pope John Paul's fragile health took a sharp turn for the worse as he developed a very high fever caused by a urinary infection, the Vatican said. Italian media said the 84-year-old Pontiff, who is struggling to recover from throat surgery, had received the sacrament for the sick and dying, commonly known as the Last Rites.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

"Well Some people's brains just don't want to work like that.
you got to accept that."

wha', what genius...
fishbowl DC is such an asshole.

"If you're not a regular reader of the D.C. Examiner (and we don't know too many people who are), you may not be aware of how staggeringly boring Karen Feld's gossip column is on an almost daily basis. It's sort of like what Wonkette would be if you took away the sex jokes and the "humor." "

If only we were all honest in the eyes of Jesus.
I'd like to Cry,
but Leonard Cohen
is singing.
DKos is putting together a convention for summer of '06.
Everyone should start saving now for Emissions, it's only $80 for 3 days of Pure Fucking Rock. If you don't go you're a bigger Fag than Jordan.
It's nice to see the mayor of London speak out in such a manner. I'm not buying that there's a difference between what the Israeli Government has been doing to the Palestinians and what Nazi Germany did to Jews, though. They may not have the Showers yet but if they thought they could I'm sure they would. What the hell is going on with the Pull-Outs? How long does it take to cross a piece of land that's roughly 50 miles wide?

Monday, March 28, 2005

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Holy Shit!
Taco Bell Tomato Pickers Riot!!!
Save the Chalupa's and the Nacho Cheeze!!!!!!!

Monday, March 21, 2005

Sunday, March 20, 2005

This ishow it begins,
Ask Jolene
Tetra Vaal
By The Dog
four midnights around the world
twelve cigarettes apiece
furry fettered furcula
Let me make your body shine!

Saturday, March 19, 2005

One more for the home team!

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

will time bring?
How Much Longer!?!?!?
Oh, sweet baby jesus, what I could do with one of these.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

YES! More here.

Of course, not all pR0n is this cool:


It's just wrong.


But,then again...

There is still a lot of good porn.

All via this page.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Linked from Leiter Reports, this is how I've been writing lyrics for over a year now.
Duck Rabbit!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Ah, we don't need any civil liberties or nothing, why
should our fucking kids have
them either? I'm gonna go get drunk again and
read the Fafblog.
Someone wake me when the world is not so
annoyingly stupid.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Dogleg: (n.) The sport of wrestling engaged in by retarded Japanese people. No, really.