"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Natelie, I'm ready for my gin and olive now.
Thank You, dear.

We now return to toilet blogging.
Now here is to more of my liking.
Something for the senses. If you read it, it will make you sick; if you look at it you'll see it again. unghh.
Lag Ba’omer is special in the fact that none of the prohibitions of the Omer period are forbidden. It is a time of dancing and singing. Families go on picnics and outings. Children go out to the fields with their teachers with bows and (rubber-tipped) arrows, and bats and balls. Tachanun, the prayer for special Divine Mercy on one's behalf is not said, because when God is showing one a "smiling face," so to speak, as He does especially on the Holidays, there is no need to ask for special mercy. In Israel, at Meron, the burial place of Rabbi Simeon bar Yochai and his son, Rabbi Elazar bar Simeon, tens of thousands of Jews gather to celebrate on the "Yahrzeit," the anniversary of the death of the "Godly man," the great scholar who lived in the immediate aftermath of the Second Temple. With torches, song and feasting, the Yahrzeit is celebrated, which may seem somewhat odd, but which was a specific request by Rabbi Simeon bar Yochai of his students. It is a custom at the Meron celebrations, dating from the time of Rabbi Isaac Luria, that three-year-old boys are given their first haircuts, while their parents distribute wine and sweets.

From The Wiki.

Friday, May 27, 2005

the Pirate Gang Vs. Chicken Little is a green light.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Well, let's see what's next...

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

“If we stand for what is right and for God’s word and for Christianity then the world is going to condemn us and so right away when I got a complaint I said ‘well somebody’s mad, somebody’s offended, so we must be doing something right.’”
They are growing.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

will we ever have a culture this rich?
A or
"After beginning her illustrious career making cappuccinos for tired shoppers at an over-priced Santa Monica boutique, she went on to journalism for a cable channel in Orlando, where she had to shoot her own stand-ups. Her most embarrassing on-the-job moment there? "My first day, I came back to the station to discover the stand up I'd shot was an extreme close-up of my chest and my hand gripping the microphone. The next day I corrected the mistake by loosening the shot -- it was so wide all you could see was a speck against the trees and hear a disembodied voice."

If she could interview one person, she'd interview Eve (think Adam) to get her side of the story. It sounds like there's a chick lit novel in there somewhere." Fish Bowl D C

How can people so stupid have so much influence in the world? Not knowing how to work a fucking camera amazes me more than Bush's whole bicycle ride.
Poor Adam.
It concerns me when the National Enquirer post an article that's true.
He has returned!
One way, I guess.

The Invisible Woman Story Archive

"While not pornographic, many of these stories are somewhat mature in nature and they occasionally deal with subjects that may be disturbing to some readers. So if you are likely to be frightened, offended or otherwise disturbed by stories of powerful, sexy invisible women running around taking advantage of people, please log out now."

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

It does scare me when you talk about killing people.
Watch out for the Sexy Sparrow on the Griddle Iron!
Well, The One Who deserves your love the Least Needs It the Most! Well here We go around the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush! It's nice to have someone to talk to when you come home from work! Cock Daddie!'s Whistlin' that Atari Air Attack Siren! Pure volitious dancing girls! The one who needs Your Love the Least Always Deserves It the Most!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Almost as beautiful as Henry Darger. But not quite.

(edited for those that are too lazy to type 'html basics' into google.)

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Friday, May 13, 2005

Mystery of the Wendy's Chili Finger Solved!
Chili Without Finger
Got an extra finger lying around? Now's your time to cash in and stick it to the man! Just make sure they can't trace it!

Note: You probably don't want to click on any of the red links. (SERIOUSLY!)

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Well the Badger Whistles and
Desdemona does the Polka!

Self-Replicating Robots

At least we know when the machines take over that everything will be neatly organized.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Comments are always welcome!
AreConservatives just crazy?
"Then there's "terror management theory," which, as best I can make out, posits that an inordinate fear of death "engenders a defense of one's cultural worldview" and therefore a resistance to outsiders and new ideas. Conservatives are also said to "score lower on measures of extraversion" and "general sensation seeking," which I think is a polite way of saying that they don't get enough sex."
From Slate Magazine.
Jesus in an ultrasound!
I'll give you three widgets and a slice o' carrot cake for one a 'dem.
America...we must carry on!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Hepcats survival skills, baby.
MR. RUSSERT: Mr. Black gave you specific instructions on what he wanted you to bring home.

MR. SCHROEN: That's true. He did ask that once we got bin Laden and killed him, that we send his head back in a cardboard box on dry ice so that he could take it down and show the president.

MR. RUSSERT: Where would you find the dry ice in Afghanistan?

MR. SCHROEN: That's what I mentioned to him. I said, "Cofer, I think that I can come up with pikes to put the heads of the lieutenants on," which is the second part of what he wanted done. "Dry ice, we'll have to improvise."

(Meet the Press, May 8)

Saturday, May 07, 2005

You can follow the news, at least the CNN-FOX version of the news, by seeing how this lady dresses up her fucking squirrel.

"We demand that all armies of occupation leave Iraq within the next five days. If the crusaders have not begun to do so by then, we will chew off the head of the filthy infidel American we have captured. God is great!"

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

That's it, people! Complete Goatse set. (40 pics)
West Texas anyone?

This man has lots of neat rats.
He He.