"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

One more Halloween video for all of my Craighead County peeps.
Happy Halloween!
This should be suitably mind-bending!
Grindustry feat. new vocalist

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Monday, October 30, 2006

The Dream Match.
Yo J, when will you be back in Fayetteville. These beers won't drink themselves, you know.
i know i've made an unusually large number of posts today, but they just keep getting better.
wow, this is demented
Cop Tasers Self
This is just silly
i may throw up. i just ate a ridiculous amount of candy for breakfast.
Le Chapeau
FUCK Yeah!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

A Classic.
O' Reilly gets clowned on Letterman!

Saturday, October 28, 2006

I would say something clever about this, but that would like shooting fish in a barrel. Wow.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Sometimes, there is nothing more scary than children with too much free time.
"It was the honeymoon part that was scary."

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Fucking Disgusting Filth.
Coincidence? I think not!
A treat for J. Watch for the eye slicing scene.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Pearls Before Swine - Stephen Pastis

Non Sequiter - Wiley Miller

What is this new fangled technology? An eye-brow trimmer? or a carrot peeler? or a vaporizer for sour grapes?
Dick Tracy - Dick Locher
Yeah right.
You ain't so smart after all, huh pal?
How much if you supply your own duck?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A steal at only $ 3,990.
Some animals eat other animals for food.
Filling out employment paperwork is surely boring, so go here
Getting Out.
The web site is slow, but the book looks a fun read...

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Happy 9 days until halloween, or some such thing like that.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

What the fuck?
Satan has gained mastery over them and made them
wield comically oversized swords. -Qu'ran, 58:19
And the insanity begins.... A week of sobriety in this house and the neighbors won't know what the hell hit them....

Friday, October 20, 2006

By God, this is one of the best movies i've seen in a while
Merely A Sidenote To My Previous Post...
Indeed there is a God.
And more proof that you can't protect the stupid.
makes me happy....


and one more
man i'm fucking sick to death of nay-sayers. these fucks think they have a clue what goes on in my head or heart. i don't get it. don't imagine you have a clue what's best for me or what the problem is. fuck.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

For fans of Lake Placid, check out FrankenFish.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

A deleted scene from Gummo.
Do you guys think that Alan Moore had any input in making this?
Holy Mother of God.

A Christ-tastic alternative to the Haunted House (my head hurts). There's one being staged in Brookland that I'm considering going and checking out.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Where's the cosmic brownie with the little rainbow colored candy coated chocolate chip pieces?
Now this looks like a fun varient of chess: Rococo.
Where you want to have lunch Dr. Way Cool Jr.? You won the bet.
How to eat a watermelon: follow these instructions.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Want to keep your kid off drugs? Then show him this. It oughta scare 'em.
Another internet classic that I saw several years ago.
what to do when the cat wakes you by nibbling your toes? Why, blog the news!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Damn cat...drinkin' up all our whiskey!
This one is for AssBaby. (Yes, now I'm posting a YouTube video.)
I was looking for something up-lifting, unfortunately i found this:
Freddie Fender has died.
it ain't a spatula, but the JesusPan makes your food holy.
Hopefully, y'all haven't seen this one as well.
Midget Dancing

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ok i think this video might just be making a statement about the simplicity of metal and the minds that make it.....or just some fuckin cool kids....

Friday, October 13, 2006

This is for J and Phillip Lynn, who may not have seen it yet.
more material from class...

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Well, the suspense has come to an end. We discovered today that Donner hides in his little pet taxi everytime we get intoxicated not because he's afraid of being tossed across the room or flushed down the toilet or have his fur dyed pink and green; no, he disappears because he has a torrential addiction to snorting lines of gritty kitty brand kitty litter. Any recommendations of a rehab facility for the little fur muff would be greatly appreciated.
Sleaze Roxx has done us the favor of compiling links to pretty much every metal video on You Tube. There are some doozies, let me tell ya.
Your daily cartoon and metal fix. You're welcome.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Ponder HateGoat
Ponder this: Roughly 12% of the visits to this webpage this month have been referrals from the Washington Post's webpage. I'm still working on the how's and why's of that one...
Forum Topic: What is your favorite bathroom stall patter writings of all time? Mine is this one, we can relate to it all too well:

Here I sit all brokenhearted,
Came to shit and only farted.

Sometimes it's followed by:

Later on, took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants.
Remember this guy?
Here's your cartoon and metal fix for today. One of them is a classic. Tho other....not so much.

All the whiskey, coffee, and habenero pizza recently have banded together to take my stomach by storm. I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.....
Lichtenstein swipes, via boingboing....

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Guilty of Being White...
Yahoo: "Google bought YouTube, fuck'em, we're gonna talk to aliens."
Yep. We don't need to drink anymore. J and I completely destroyed the apartment. There is a new hole in a door and a dead mannequin. You may be asking yourself, "mother of god! How could you kill a poor defenseless mannequin!?" the answer, droogies, lies in three empty whiskey bottles....

Monday, October 09, 2006

A treat for J and Phillip Lynn, who are enjoying a prideful evening as I write this.
I was expecting a little more.
Public service announcement
Posted at the request of J Bweneum.
the peak ofSophistication.
the Cats behind the new Army slogan "Army Strong." $1 billion 5-yr contract, first 2-yrs guarenteed at $200 million each... I like the "creating demand" section, they insure revenue potential through trademarking meaningless phrases...
The talking precedes the thinking.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

I'm changing my alias name. E sounded kind of boring. The new name is lame, but at least it's not boring.
So, this is what your precious blog has turned into. All cartoons and metal. We apologize to the other bloggers, but we in Fayetteville have one track minds!
this is just ridiculous. via memepool.
Here's one of Phillip Lynn's old favorites. J likes it as well.
Ridiculously stupid, but fun. This time, some existentionalism is thrown into the mix.
So more than anything, I hate users. I don't mean users of chemicals, I have more respect for them than I have for the people I am speaking about. I'm talking about people who get what they can from someone by saying whatever it takes or by playing up situations or emotional attachments to get it. They are the most puerile people I can think of. I also deplore liars, especially when you call them out on their shit and they continue to lie to you about the very things you just busted them out on. I know some pathetic people. Goddamn.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

You've probably seen this old internet favorite. If you have, then watch it again.
More old school fun.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Go outside, if you will...
now with the aforementioned being said, here's this....
carlo giuliani assassinated by police at the G8 convention...
National Anthems, including audio, lyrics, and sheet music, alphabetically....
North Yemen is surprisingly happy, Hawaii's oddly formal.
Persia's makes sugarplum fairies dance in your head.

USSR 1922-44
"Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change henceforth the old tradition,
And spurn the dust to win the prize!

So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.

No more deluded by reaction,
On tyrants only we'll make war!
The soldiers too will take strike action,
They'll break ranks and fight no more!
And if those cannibals keep trying,
To sacrifice us to their pride,
They soon shall hear the bullets flying,
We'll shoot the generals on our own side.

No saviour from on high delivers,
No faith have we in prince or peer.
Our own right hand the chains must shiver,
Chains of hatred, greed and fear.
E'er the thieves will out with their booty,
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty,
And we'll strike while the iron is hot."
More 80's cheese brought to you by the Grim Reapers.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Homeless World Cup
Here's a blast from the past with an old friend.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I'll probably get kicked off the blog for posting this.
This is only on ere because J asked me to put it on here while he was in a drunken state.
This article was brought up in Professional Responsibility class today. anything sound familier to you cats? like part of a letter in a book.....
finally, a Family Circus that's funny.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

A treat for Phillip Lynn.

Monday, October 02, 2006

A close shave.
this is wrong...whoever made this video is waaaaay more evil than i am.....
Here's some goofy greatness to brighten up your day.
Sadly, all i could find is the intro....
yes indeedy!
Some of us actually watched this shit when we were younger....
well fucking shit, there's a jesus page
for battered women at http://womansubmit.com/

Sunday, October 01, 2006

prideful evening last night on the 30th, september. grand times and grand memories, thanks to all involved....