"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Dear J,

Picked up some glamour shots for you. Here's the real deal. A few Fixer-Upers in slide show form should tide you over for a few minutes, and now I shall begin the random pic grab bag: blert, snorkle, 5, again, hippies, 9684, 11234, 4893430, zzzzzzzzzzzzz, 84239472198, huh, jkfdsf, fowehef, ewnfwefn, aaa.

Soon...soon... NOW!!! (torrent)

Sincerely

Barbara Bush

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Oh yeah. 2007 shall not
sucketh assholes like 2006 did.
capsaicin ecstacy awaits.

Very soon. So Very, very soon.
Ladies an' Gents, at 1,000,000 SHU,
the Bhut Jolokia:

Monday, December 25, 2006

well, it's christmas alright, and like a child, i can't seem to sleep. i'm not overly excited or anything, i just never have been able to sleep on christmas eve. weird. merry christmas you guys. and gals.
a wealth of hank.
At first I thought
"Dear God Fluxus is Alive!"
Then I thought
"Fuck it, there's $ to be made."
Merry Christmas, Y'all.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

For Bucky,
I found this picture of Bucky's boy friend on her ipod.
According to the Internet, Erich Fromm is quoted as saying, "Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence." I am inclined to agree, considering it took me all of 30 seconds with a Google search to find that little gem, but I'm not sure that this concept can stand in such a technologically advanced age. Case in point, women have sex with horses. Want proof? Here's a video a woman talking about that special someone and how he also likes to penetrate her husband.

As you can see "Love Conquers All" works about as well in this situation as it did in Brazil. To compensate for Fromm's shortsightedness, I suggest you take time this holiday season to thoroughly consider the final solution to the human problem.

Have a happy National Secularized Non-Denominational Material Wealth Redistribution Day.
Everyone needs to switch their login shit to the
*new* blogger... sorry about the inconvenience.
Shit may be clunky for a few days.
There comes a time in any young man's life when he must venture forth toward an unknown goal, assured of his success by his constant companion, the humble narrator, dictating his every motion and sigh. Unfortunately, this is not the youth's tale at all, and no omnipresent narrator recites of noble deed or passionate surrender. Nope, this is, as far as I can see, a video of a nudist fashion show.


For the Col.
Nice car you got here, but what
the fuck is up with the purple in your costume?



Saturday, December 23, 2006

Merry Christmas to all!
Issa,
Granny is here for a few days if you
want to pop by sometime.
Two (2) pages on kick ass, non-acid, etching techniques.
(1)
(2)
Pictures from the Arkansas State Prison, 1915-1937

Friday, December 22, 2006

Col.,
Any idea what your plans are for the break? I probably won't really make any
until Wed., but right now I'm shuffling between staying here, going to Fort God,
going to LR, and/ or going to Dallas. Give me a ring.
Hope all's going well for you there in the woods.

Dr. Lynn,
Found a nice grey shirt of yours in the washer, it'll be here.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

I have a version of tetris, but there is no Коробе́йники.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

jesus has returned but he's a little scaly
I found a tetris variant for online competetion called BattleCocoa. You connect to other players, etc. I've volunteered to be a server, still no tetris action. the developer page sent me to a page with no english.
In the past 3 hours I have learned more about Tetris and programming emulators and virtual machines in OSX (non-intel) than I thought one could learn in 3 hours. still no damn Tetris running on my machine. you PC shits can get a free copy of tha old version here, though.
documentaries on google video. the tetris one is nice.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Damn it. Just what I always wanted for the holidays : I'm getting sick.
quitting smoking. friday i felt numb. a numbness like the flu. saturday i had a fucking nest of hornets in my head and wanted to lash out at anything that moved or made any sound at all. sunday the hornets went down to my stomach and i still wanted to kill. then the hornets went away and the urge to kill turned to the urge to maim and the numbness set back in. monday my head felt like a bowling ball filled with helium. two (2) random blogs that entertained me in the last 10 minutes.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Worst song ever?
We all need a little juvenile humor in our lives. Here's some for you now.
Merry Christmas!

Col.,
I have to work on the 28th, I may not be making Fort God after all.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

firefly, turns yo' waterbottle into a lantern. snazzy.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006

artists, guerrilla warfare, and now, cubed eggs. god bless Catalonia...
John Prine Shrine

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

it's one thing to steal the whisky, another to steal the fish...
Once again, the spray is not mace; it is 'cat spray', "urine mixed with a viscous, fatty material whose extraordinary pungency has been most charitably characterized," available at your local 5 and dime.
there are ten (10) people on this blog, yet over 95% of the daily activity consists of posts and comments by three (3). I understand some you made the mistake of deciding to work for a living, but fuck, that don't excuse the other 5 of you.
considering the o'pposum shape at the bottom, i presume this to be donner instead of sangria, though i would prefer it to be sangria. the spray is not mace; it is 'cat spray', "urine mixed with a viscous, fatty material whose extraordinary pungency has been most charitably characterized," available at your local 5 and dime.
Have a safe ride eric.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Goddamned pussies. No one wants people nuzzling boobies. We want TENTACLES, GODDAMNIT!!!
Why the Dinosaurs are Exstinct
Dinosaurs loved to eat peanut butter.
They'd get to tegether and throw a dance every
night, stomping peanuts into peanut butter
and then gorge themselves. Since there were
no mammels at the time, as they hadn't evolved yet,
there was no milk to wash down the peanut butter.
Eventually all the dinosaurs' mouths got stuck
shut from the peanut butter and they couldn't open
them to eat. Hence, they all starved to death 'cause
there's only enough calories in a mouthful of
peanut butter to keep you running for so long.
Unlike the stories about Jesus, Santa, and the
Easter Bunny, this one is true.
In my high school chemistry class this exact scenario
happened to us once. usually about once a week we would
do this successfully and blow the tiles out of the
ceiling, but one time, well, the teacher's desk had a little larger
flame on it.
While I like the idea of the SpermCube,
what I like the most about it is the shareholder
concept worked into the sale of the piece. Pharyngula
does point to some serious flaws in the design of the piece.
Carol of the Old Ones
Congratulations on your finals, Dr. W!
good luck today on your last final dr. wilson
J, I'll bring Dirk by Tuesday night. Sound good?

Sunday, December 10, 2006

drunk violent women raid england
text
Sorry, Mr. Lynn, but this song is much heavier than most of your personal faves.
some pick up lines I gleaned from facebook.

* If I was a reaction I would be SN2 so i could attack your backside.

* If I had to choose to be part of DNA metabolism, I'd be a helicase so I could unzip your genes.

* I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves.

* I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

* I'll penetrate Your lipid bilayer!

* Oh do I have a hypertonic solution waiting for YOU!!

* Who's your alpha carbon?! WHO'S YOUR ALPHA CARBON?!

* You be the ribosomes and I'll be the endoplasmic reticulum and together we'll get rough tonight.

* Chemists do it on the table periodically.

goddamnit.
I'm hitting the hay for now. I'll see you either tommorrow or Monday, Mr. Bwenum.
Swing on by if you want Dr. W, I'm working on a visitation motion.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Ever wanted to masturbate with a guitar? This guy does it for a living.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Is this wrong?
I'm in the mood to fuck with J and Phillip Lynn.
Guillermo Mordillo
Thank you, Issa.

Thursday, December 07, 2006


fuckin A, i guess that picture was too big. blogger gnomes, fix it up because i don't care to.
hot damn. Anoura fistulata:
this is good. rich bitches in same $8500 dress.
donner got caught drinking from the toilet, again.
moxie.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Fuck yeah!
So.
I decided to clean out my studio tonight.
I threw out two (2) thirteen (13) gallon trashbags.
the only things in the two bags were
beer caps and whisky bottles.
I honestly had no fucking idea
whisky bottles were that heavy.
Dr. J. : that damned hard tack recipe that we found? the one sans oatmeal, etc? i think it's no good. it seemed to be done within half the specified time. i'm gonna do the other half hour, but i'm checking it every few minutes. in any case, i think whoever posted that recipe's a fuckin idiot.
Dr. P: that shit i spouted about the food in the apartment; don't fucking eat the deer. rest is fair game.
Noodlin' kicks ass.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A sad day indeed.
The world is worse off for this man leaving.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Remember when cartoons were goofy?
Remember when cartoons were racist?

The truth has been exposed! Bolt your doors. Warning: these videos contain disturbing content and aren't for the faint of heart!

for Specimen,

Sunday, December 03, 2006

This is the best song to ever deal with the topic of burping the bishop.

Похищение невесты

Похищение невесты в ингушетии. ingush, galgay, almarz.info
If you could, resize images so the sidebar doesn't get moved down to the bottom because your images are too wide...

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Dang! Fucked up again today with my posting! Here's the video I was talking about in the last post.
Hear's a new life goal for you, J. See if you can beat this guy.
Oops! Didn't mean to publish three of these. J, would you delete the other two? I don't know how.
The funniest dog in the world.
Mr. Lynn, this is Bosko, whom I was telling you about earlier. He was the first Looney Tunes character.

Friday, December 01, 2006

The " Duez Bear "
It's comforting to know that i still got it after all these years.
Rough, but an enjoyable 45 minutes none the less.
Today's metal fix. Happy Friday to all!
I hope that you are having a good evening watching the Nutcracker Suite, Violent J, you evil clown you.
So I guess now its less a matter of public opinion and more a question
of human decency as to how long we have to wait before someone swears
upon the Republic.
I, for one, will continue to live in a
fantasy world where it could still happen.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

in front of my high school library there is a mural of plato muchlike this:

because most studients have no clue who it could be they guess it god.
kudos Colonel. I wondered how long it would take you...
So, I'm sitting with Bucky and she has jsut told me this fabulous story of height discrimination. She was making fun of a friend of hers who was in the process of being scolded by a teacher at their school. Her friend kicked her just as another teacher walked around the corner. The teacher who had just come around the corner told the friend that "that isn't nice, she's clearly half your height. you shouldn't pick on midgets," and then walked on. Of course, Bucky didn't have the self respect to reply "I'm not a midget, I'm just vertically challenged!"
This is just a silly addendum to a creation by the master. If only all hacks were as humorous.
good memories here. Takes me back to a better place.
Although in all probability it would amount to a complete failure, I love imagining a 7 foot tall d100 made out of key lime pie...
here's something some fellers made work:
d20 pecan pie
Left Behind the video game is now out!!!! (only on PC...)
Downtown suburbia "lifestyle units". One of my favorite buzzwords is "live-work units", lots zoned residential and commercial, so you can have your store downstairs and live upstairs.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A pretty decent blog I stubled upon while searching for images of microscopic stuff. Glad your back alive J. The Colonel and I were a little concerned.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

ok, does anyone want to help me fund 'www.rentmycat.com'?
i'm thinking for 100$US someone could rent donner for the weekend. of course there would have to be a deposit in case i don't get him back or he comes back all fucked up looking. any takers?
The finest moment in metal.
it would be nice if, sometimes, old friends would just say "I don't care."
my ES-1 is on Ebay. If you know anyone who wants it, tell them to bid.
The odd thing about this is that Russia has a draft. What the ad doesn't tell you is that if you are willing to serve in Chechnya you recieve a bonus, bringing your pay up to a whopping $800 a month.

If the video isn't enough to recruit you, check out Miss Russian Army Beauty Contest.


Sele ðu Him Flæsc Eoferes! indeed!

Monday, November 27, 2006

More moustache rock.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

J, do you think that you will be able to take care of Dirk over the Christmas break as well?
J, I've just found your next purchase at Hasting's. You can thank me later.
i'm home. got the sim card in to go in the phone issa lent me. don't know what the # is yet. i'll be around for a while, i think.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

hey folks, i'll be back in fayetteville sunday afternoon. sorry about the insanity to everyone effected. Dr. Way Cool, don't worry about your fish; Dirk will be fine. once again, sorry i have had a tendency to irresponsibly lose my mind so much lately.

Friday, November 24, 2006

bucky.
did J leave a key with you? i sure hope so cos otherwise it's gonna be a cold weekend for this ol boy. i won't be able to really look at the blog again so just hit me at phillip.lynn@gmail.com ok? how was your day yesterday?
Bucky,
check your email, I'm heading
up to Iowa in a few hours.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

around 2 am this morning i could not sleep. i got online and read an article about a zoo in Ethiopia poisoning its lion cubs. then i thought about the 92 yr old lady in Atlanta that was gunned down by the cops.
I was going to make a disgruntled post about all of this and make a claim about stockpiling guns. well, after reading about this I have decided that I am indeed going to start stockpiling guns. and someday i will have a house in the country where i will fill my days writing, painting, walking through the woods, growing habaneros, & shooting my guns.
If any trace of religious zealotry ever approaches my fence, there will be explosions that will make Albert Broccoli and Ian Flemming proud.
If any one else is interested in going into the habanero business in the future, this page has mucho importo info. I'm quite fond of mango and pumpkin flavored batches, myself.
here's a pepper page in german. ... Whoa Fuck! 1 million sco's.... and a school. there does appear to be life after law school after all....

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Colonel,
My phone rang too many times for its own good
after I had drank a few bottles of Evans two Saturdays ago.
That's what is wrong it. I'll let you know if I get
another one...
Two Weeks


chilled from the overnight dew, and having remained unopened all night, the cans called a premature victory as they were devoured by a band of wild boars while the sun slowly rose into the sky.


a pride of evans flew overhead


it was open season


reading, in his smoking jacket, fire burning, antlers of an o'ppossum on the wall.


drunk rabbit, singing


...and donner runs for the couch...

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Turkey and Gravy is Back.
Dessert.
For Sangria:
Brutus at a thanksgiving dinner
All the Bond title sequences.
All the Bond movie trailers.
I got five bucks that says I know who Bucky is. Any takers?
There's enough geekiness in this video to last several lifetimes.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Lesson for the day:

If there are some things no one will ever actually know, then there are some things that no one could possibly know.

The Proof:

Let P be one of the truths that no one will ever actually know. Then consider the claim 'P is true and no one knows it' which follows from how we characterized P. Call this claim Q. Q is clearly true given what we said P is, yet Q cannot possibly be known. To know Q, you would need both know that P and know that no one knows P. But if you know P, then you are a counterexample to the claim that no one knows P. And, thus, if you know P, then Q is false. So given that Q is true (i.e., P is a claim that no one will ever actually know), it follows that there is a true claim that no one could possibly know. And since there surely are truths no one will ever bother to know (e.g., the number of grains of sand on some beach yesterday at 3 pm), it follows that some things cannot possibly be known.

I still don't know who Bucky is.
Krokus: Loved by many, hated by few, respected by all.
Bucky,
Seeing as how you've yet to learn to check your email
20 million times a day like the rest of the civilized world...
Sorry I missed the excursion today, I woke at precielsy 8 am
and immediately thought "well fuck, they left an hour ago."
I assume I still had benadryl coursing through me because I
immediately laid my head back down and fell back into an
amusing dream of family holidays, church services, and
cranberry vodka. I am now sitting on my ass reading
Vanity Fair; drop me a line if you want
to do something later.
these cats must have thought they'd need time to edit their documentary for the Kinsey show in february... nice thought for a bunch of hippies at Princton. reminds me of a piece my classmate Clint did at Fort God where he made a plaster cast of a bomb and put a giant condom on it...
more fucked up than a soup sandwich.
Metal doesn't get any better than this.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

and yet another goal...
For those interested in sponsoring my endeavor
to conquer the world of competitive eating,
I do accept paypal.
Microeconomics bitches
Remember all those childrens stories where the moral was evil always turns on itself? Christians sue their own Student Union because admittance requires signing a statement that one follows Je$u$.
Here's a fine blog by a 92 yr old feller in Canada.
I have a new goal in life...
These fellows kick some ass. Here's their movie page. Code monkey like Frito Leia pie. (should have kept him an ape...) Apartment Hunting? Download this file, full screen, and turn up the volume so your neighbors can hear it. Good times, Goddamn it. Loving You and Drinking Beer. I watched episode 2 of This Spartan Life in its entirety, very well done. This shit is worth watching when you feel patient enough to download all the segments.
for those who prefer their porn uncut...

Saturday, November 18, 2006

For all yous young 'uns who still don't know what metal is...
This one's for you, J.
Daily Drawing Videos.
Today's metal offering is the pinnacle of 80's cheese. It gives that Savatage video a run for its money.
Pronto.
Fuck Yeah!
07 will rock
Din Tei!
http://btcmafia.zweipage.de/
Cheack out the videos.
And for those fond of cyrillic...
http://www.streetracing.ru/
crazy russians. put your own music on, and watch.
This is the most depraved thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

And, by the way, who the hell is Bucky?

Friday, November 17, 2006

Welcome to the blog, Bucky!
Your daily cartoon fix. Today's offering will contain Disney's treatment of one of our favorite tales.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Weird Al teams up with Robot Chicken.
Since Colonel Sanders is the topic of discussion right now, I will offer this.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I just signed the petition over at www.kfc.com to have Colonel Sanders on a stamp. I think you all should go sign it right now.
Barbados is being taken over by giant snails.
fuck yeah!
this is pretty disturbing

Monday, November 13, 2006

If you don't like this this then it leads me to think you don't like women either
yep
Reason #8692 why not to drink draino
Henry Rollins interviews Peaches

Sunday, November 12, 2006

if you haven't tried this yet, go to google and type 'failure', then hit 'I'm feeling lucky'
Having failed in my quest to find episodes of my favorite soap opera Passions on youtube, I stumbled on this little gem.
ok. don't you wish your dick was as big as this?
my phone isn't working right now, so all yous people know.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Friday, November 10, 2006

Today's cartoon was the inspiration behind Gamma Ray, which is Philip Lynn's favorite band.
This video makes me realize I have been going to the wrong school all along. It makes me want to transfer to this hot school.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Your daily cartoon fix, with an intro by Stan Lee.

Monday, November 06, 2006

I do not think that i have ever read a review as brutal and hateful as this
A fine Tuesday is shaping up.
I'm not trying to undermine J's cthulu, but here's another deleted scene from Gummo.
Regurgitator

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The baby is growing so quickly...
that's right folks, he's everywhere, and he's just gonna get bigger
and bigger and grow more tentacles and what not until his quest for octopussies
is fulfilled and then he's gonna go right back to sleep at the bottom of the ocean.
Ain't Cthulu 'bout the damn cutest beast in eternity?
transit of Mercury across Sun on Nov. 8.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Pearls Before Swine
Stephen Pastis
from Comics.Com

for Bucky. We live in zone 1. From the
Arkansas Game and Fish Commission.
Bear Modern Gun November 6-30, 2006
Bear zones 1 and 2

December 9-17, 2006 Bear zone 5
December 2-17, 2006 Bear zone 5A
Bear zones 3, 4, 6 and 7: closed

Arkansas lands lying east of the Mississippi River
are closed.

Special Modern Gun Youth Bear Hunt November 4-5, 2006
(does not include WMAs requiring a deer permit to harvest a bear). Bear zones
1 and 2
Only youths, 15 years of age or younger may harvest a bear. Youths who have completed a hunter education course must be accompanied by an adult mentor who is 18 years of age or older. Youths who have not completed a hunter education course must be under the direct supervision of an adult mentor who is 21 years of age or older.

Season bag limit is one by any method.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Guess the kid got what he wanted, unless he was Catholic, then he had better confessed recently...
This one's kinda gross.
For some reason, time lapse photography never gets old.
More net tv channels...

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Wow.
television streams from round the world. The Russian channels come in pretty well. most of the US channels are christian or public access. Britain has a country side channel, with shows on how to ride horses, and a channel for pregnant women, all about being pregnant....
In the spirit of Halloween, this I post.
Man of the Day

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

One more Halloween video for all of my Craighead County peeps.
Happy Halloween!
This should be suitably mind-bending!
Grindustry feat. new vocalist

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Monday, October 30, 2006

The Dream Match.
Yo J, when will you be back in Fayetteville. These beers won't drink themselves, you know.
i know i've made an unusually large number of posts today, but they just keep getting better.
wow, this is demented
Cop Tasers Self
This is just silly
i may throw up. i just ate a ridiculous amount of candy for breakfast.
Le Chapeau
FUCK Yeah!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Beautiful.
A Classic.
O' Reilly gets clowned on Letterman!

Saturday, October 28, 2006

I would say something clever about this, but that would like shooting fish in a barrel. Wow.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Sometimes, there is nothing more scary than children with too much free time.
"It was the honeymoon part that was scary."

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Fucking Disgusting Filth.
Coincidence? I think not!
A treat for J. Watch for the eye slicing scene.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006



Pearls Before Swine - Stephen Pastis


Non Sequiter - Wiley Miller


What is this new fangled technology? An eye-brow trimmer? or a carrot peeler? or a vaporizer for sour grapes?
Dick Tracy - Dick Locher
Yeah right.
You ain't so smart after all, huh pal?
How much if you supply your own duck?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A steal at only $ 3,990.
Some animals eat other animals for food.
Filling out employment paperwork is surely boring, so go here
Getting Out.
The web site is slow, but the book looks a fun read...

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Happy 9 days until halloween, or some such thing like that.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

What the fuck?
Satan has gained mastery over them and made them
wield comically oversized swords. -Qu'ran, 58:19
And the insanity begins.... A week of sobriety in this house and the neighbors won't know what the hell hit them....

Friday, October 20, 2006

By God, this is one of the best movies i've seen in a while
Merely A Sidenote To My Previous Post...
Indeed there is a God.
And more proof that you can't protect the stupid.
makes me happy....

another

and one more
man i'm fucking sick to death of nay-sayers. these fucks think they have a clue what goes on in my head or heart. i don't get it. don't imagine you have a clue what's best for me or what the problem is. fuck.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

For fans of Lake Placid, check out FrankenFish.
Sweet!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

A deleted scene from Gummo.
Do you guys think that Alan Moore had any input in making this?
Holy Mother of God.


A Christ-tastic alternative to the Haunted House (my head hurts). There's one being staged in Brookland that I'm considering going and checking out.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Where's the cosmic brownie with the little rainbow colored candy coated chocolate chip pieces?
Now this looks like a fun varient of chess: Rococo.
Where you want to have lunch Dr. Way Cool Jr.? You won the bet.
How to eat a watermelon: follow these instructions.


Sunday, October 15, 2006

Want to keep your kid off drugs? Then show him this. It oughta scare 'em.
yep.
Another internet classic that I saw several years ago.
what to do when the cat wakes you by nibbling your toes? Why, blog the news!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Damn cat...drinkin' up all our whiskey!
This one is for AssBaby. (Yes, now I'm posting a YouTube video.)
I was looking for something up-lifting, unfortunately i found this:
Freddie Fender has died.
it ain't a spatula, but the JesusPan makes your food holy.
Hopefully, y'all haven't seen this one as well.
Midget Dancing

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Damn.
ok i think this video might just be making a statement about the simplicity of metal and the minds that make it.....or just some fuckin cool kids....

Friday, October 13, 2006

This is for J and Phillip Lynn, who may not have seen it yet.
more material from class...

Thursday, October 12, 2006

NEW FOOD ITEMS FOR THE 2006 STATE FAIR OF TEXAS
Well, the suspense has come to an end. We discovered today that Donner hides in his little pet taxi everytime we get intoxicated not because he's afraid of being tossed across the room or flushed down the toilet or have his fur dyed pink and green; no, he disappears because he has a torrential addiction to snorting lines of gritty kitty brand kitty litter. Any recommendations of a rehab facility for the little fur muff would be greatly appreciated.
Sleaze Roxx has done us the favor of compiling links to pretty much every metal video on You Tube. There are some doozies, let me tell ya.
Your daily cartoon and metal fix. You're welcome.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Ponder HateGoat
Ponder this: Roughly 12% of the visits to this webpage this month have been referrals from the Washington Post's webpage. I'm still working on the how's and why's of that one...
Nice!
Forum Topic: What is your favorite bathroom stall patter writings of all time? Mine is this one, we can relate to it all too well:

Here I sit all brokenhearted,
Came to shit and only farted.

Sometimes it's followed by:

Later on, took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants.
Remember this guy?
Here's your cartoon and metal fix for today. One of them is a classic. Tho other....not so much.

All the whiskey, coffee, and habenero pizza recently have banded together to take my stomach by storm. I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.....
Lichtenstein swipes, via boingboing....

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Guilty of Being White...
Damn.
Yahoo: "Google bought YouTube, fuck'em, we're gonna talk to aliens."
Yep. We don't need to drink anymore. J and I completely destroyed the apartment. There is a new hole in a door and a dead mannequin. You may be asking yourself, "mother of god! How could you kill a poor defenseless mannequin!?" the answer, droogies, lies in three empty whiskey bottles....

Monday, October 09, 2006

A treat for J and Phillip Lynn, who are enjoying a prideful evening as I write this.
I was expecting a little more.
Public service announcement
Posted at the request of J Bweneum.
the peak ofSophistication.
the Cats behind the new Army slogan "Army Strong." $1 billion 5-yr contract, first 2-yrs guarenteed at $200 million each... I like the "creating demand" section, they insure revenue potential through trademarking meaningless phrases...
The talking precedes the thinking.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

I'm changing my alias name. E sounded kind of boring. The new name is lame, but at least it's not boring.
So, this is what your precious blog has turned into. All cartoons and metal. We apologize to the other bloggers, but we in Fayetteville have one track minds!
this is just ridiculous. via memepool.
Here's one of Phillip Lynn's old favorites. J likes it as well.
Ridiculously stupid, but fun. This time, some existentionalism is thrown into the mix.
So more than anything, I hate users. I don't mean users of chemicals, I have more respect for them than I have for the people I am speaking about. I'm talking about people who get what they can from someone by saying whatever it takes or by playing up situations or emotional attachments to get it. They are the most puerile people I can think of. I also deplore liars, especially when you call them out on their shit and they continue to lie to you about the very things you just busted them out on. I know some pathetic people. Goddamn.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

You've probably seen this old internet favorite. If you have, then watch it again.
More old school fun.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Borat!
Go outside, if you will...
...here...
now with the aforementioned being said, here's this....
carlo giuliani assassinated by police at the G8 convention...
National Anthems, including audio, lyrics, and sheet music, alphabetically....
North Yemen is surprisingly happy, Hawaii's oddly formal.
Persia's makes sugarplum fairies dance in your head.

USSR 1922-44
"Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change henceforth the old tradition,
And spurn the dust to win the prize!

So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.

No more deluded by reaction,
On tyrants only we'll make war!
The soldiers too will take strike action,
They'll break ranks and fight no more!
And if those cannibals keep trying,
To sacrifice us to their pride,
They soon shall hear the bullets flying,
We'll shoot the generals on our own side.

No saviour from on high delivers,
No faith have we in prince or peer.
Our own right hand the chains must shiver,
Chains of hatred, greed and fear.
E'er the thieves will out with their booty,
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty,
And we'll strike while the iron is hot."
More 80's cheese brought to you by the Grim Reapers.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Homeless World Cup
Here's a blast from the past with an old friend.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I'll probably get kicked off the blog for posting this.
This is only on ere because J asked me to put it on here while he was in a drunken state.
This article was brought up in Professional Responsibility class today. anything sound familier to you cats? like part of a letter in a book.....
finally, a Family Circus that's funny.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

A treat for Phillip Lynn.

Monday, October 02, 2006

A close shave.
this is wrong...whoever made this video is waaaaay more evil than i am.....
Here's some goofy greatness to brighten up your day.
Sadly, all i could find is the intro....
yes indeedy!
Some of us actually watched this shit when we were younger....
well fucking shit, there's a jesus page
for battered women at http://womansubmit.com/

Sunday, October 01, 2006

prideful evening last night on the 30th, september. grand times and grand memories, thanks to all involved....

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Friday, September 29, 2006

Oh Wow...

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Fuck the Facts is playing LR on Oct. 4th.

& here's the
halloween episode of Dinosaurs.
This cat deservez an "A"

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Flex Your Heads, Bitches...
I wish i knew this guy....

Tuesday, September 26, 2006


...Here...