"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Thursday, November 30, 2006

in front of my high school library there is a mural of plato muchlike this:

because most studients have no clue who it could be they guess it god.
kudos Colonel. I wondered how long it would take you...
So, I'm sitting with Bucky and she has jsut told me this fabulous story of height discrimination. She was making fun of a friend of hers who was in the process of being scolded by a teacher at their school. Her friend kicked her just as another teacher walked around the corner. The teacher who had just come around the corner told the friend that "that isn't nice, she's clearly half your height. you shouldn't pick on midgets," and then walked on. Of course, Bucky didn't have the self respect to reply "I'm not a midget, I'm just vertically challenged!"
This is just a silly addendum to a creation by the master. If only all hacks were as humorous.
good memories here. Takes me back to a better place.
Although in all probability it would amount to a complete failure, I love imagining a 7 foot tall d100 made out of key lime pie...
here's something some fellers made work:
d20 pecan pie
Left Behind the video game is now out!!!! (only on PC...)
Downtown suburbia "lifestyle units". One of my favorite buzzwords is "live-work units", lots zoned residential and commercial, so you can have your store downstairs and live upstairs.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A pretty decent blog I stubled upon while searching for images of microscopic stuff. Glad your back alive J. The Colonel and I were a little concerned.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

ok, does anyone want to help me fund 'www.rentmycat.com'?
i'm thinking for 100$US someone could rent donner for the weekend. of course there would have to be a deposit in case i don't get him back or he comes back all fucked up looking. any takers?
The finest moment in metal.
it would be nice if, sometimes, old friends would just say "I don't care."
my ES-1 is on Ebay. If you know anyone who wants it, tell them to bid.
The odd thing about this is that Russia has a draft. What the ad doesn't tell you is that if you are willing to serve in Chechnya you recieve a bonus, bringing your pay up to a whopping $800 a month.

If the video isn't enough to recruit you, check out Miss Russian Army Beauty Contest.


Sele ðu Him Flæsc Eoferes! indeed!

Monday, November 27, 2006

More moustache rock.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

J, do you think that you will be able to take care of Dirk over the Christmas break as well?
J, I've just found your next purchase at Hasting's. You can thank me later.
i'm home. got the sim card in to go in the phone issa lent me. don't know what the # is yet. i'll be around for a while, i think.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

hey folks, i'll be back in fayetteville sunday afternoon. sorry about the insanity to everyone effected. Dr. Way Cool, don't worry about your fish; Dirk will be fine. once again, sorry i have had a tendency to irresponsibly lose my mind so much lately.

Friday, November 24, 2006

bucky.
did J leave a key with you? i sure hope so cos otherwise it's gonna be a cold weekend for this ol boy. i won't be able to really look at the blog again so just hit me at phillip.lynn@gmail.com ok? how was your day yesterday?
Bucky,
check your email, I'm heading
up to Iowa in a few hours.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

around 2 am this morning i could not sleep. i got online and read an article about a zoo in Ethiopia poisoning its lion cubs. then i thought about the 92 yr old lady in Atlanta that was gunned down by the cops.
I was going to make a disgruntled post about all of this and make a claim about stockpiling guns. well, after reading about this I have decided that I am indeed going to start stockpiling guns. and someday i will have a house in the country where i will fill my days writing, painting, walking through the woods, growing habaneros, & shooting my guns.
If any trace of religious zealotry ever approaches my fence, there will be explosions that will make Albert Broccoli and Ian Flemming proud.
If any one else is interested in going into the habanero business in the future, this page has mucho importo info. I'm quite fond of mango and pumpkin flavored batches, myself.
here's a pepper page in german. ... Whoa Fuck! 1 million sco's.... and a school. there does appear to be life after law school after all....

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Colonel,
My phone rang too many times for its own good
after I had drank a few bottles of Evans two Saturdays ago.
That's what is wrong it. I'll let you know if I get
another one...
Two Weeks


chilled from the overnight dew, and having remained unopened all night, the cans called a premature victory as they were devoured by a band of wild boars while the sun slowly rose into the sky.


a pride of evans flew overhead


it was open season


reading, in his smoking jacket, fire burning, antlers of an o'ppossum on the wall.


drunk rabbit, singing


...and donner runs for the couch...

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Turkey and Gravy is Back.
Dessert.
For Sangria:
Brutus at a thanksgiving dinner
All the Bond title sequences.
All the Bond movie trailers.
I got five bucks that says I know who Bucky is. Any takers?
There's enough geekiness in this video to last several lifetimes.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Lesson for the day:

If there are some things no one will ever actually know, then there are some things that no one could possibly know.

The Proof:

Let P be one of the truths that no one will ever actually know. Then consider the claim 'P is true and no one knows it' which follows from how we characterized P. Call this claim Q. Q is clearly true given what we said P is, yet Q cannot possibly be known. To know Q, you would need both know that P and know that no one knows P. But if you know P, then you are a counterexample to the claim that no one knows P. And, thus, if you know P, then Q is false. So given that Q is true (i.e., P is a claim that no one will ever actually know), it follows that there is a true claim that no one could possibly know. And since there surely are truths no one will ever bother to know (e.g., the number of grains of sand on some beach yesterday at 3 pm), it follows that some things cannot possibly be known.

I still don't know who Bucky is.
Krokus: Loved by many, hated by few, respected by all.
Bucky,
Seeing as how you've yet to learn to check your email
20 million times a day like the rest of the civilized world...
Sorry I missed the excursion today, I woke at precielsy 8 am
and immediately thought "well fuck, they left an hour ago."
I assume I still had benadryl coursing through me because I
immediately laid my head back down and fell back into an
amusing dream of family holidays, church services, and
cranberry vodka. I am now sitting on my ass reading
Vanity Fair; drop me a line if you want
to do something later.
these cats must have thought they'd need time to edit their documentary for the Kinsey show in february... nice thought for a bunch of hippies at Princton. reminds me of a piece my classmate Clint did at Fort God where he made a plaster cast of a bomb and put a giant condom on it...
more fucked up than a soup sandwich.
Metal doesn't get any better than this.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

and yet another goal...
For those interested in sponsoring my endeavor
to conquer the world of competitive eating,
I do accept paypal.
Microeconomics bitches
Remember all those childrens stories where the moral was evil always turns on itself? Christians sue their own Student Union because admittance requires signing a statement that one follows Je$u$.
Here's a fine blog by a 92 yr old feller in Canada.
I have a new goal in life...
These fellows kick some ass. Here's their movie page. Code monkey like Frito Leia pie. (should have kept him an ape...) Apartment Hunting? Download this file, full screen, and turn up the volume so your neighbors can hear it. Good times, Goddamn it. Loving You and Drinking Beer. I watched episode 2 of This Spartan Life in its entirety, very well done. This shit is worth watching when you feel patient enough to download all the segments.
for those who prefer their porn uncut...

Saturday, November 18, 2006

For all yous young 'uns who still don't know what metal is...
This one's for you, J.
Daily Drawing Videos.
Today's metal offering is the pinnacle of 80's cheese. It gives that Savatage video a run for its money.
Pronto.
Fuck Yeah!
07 will rock
Din Tei!
http://btcmafia.zweipage.de/
Cheack out the videos.
And for those fond of cyrillic...
http://www.streetracing.ru/
crazy russians. put your own music on, and watch.
This is the most depraved thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

And, by the way, who the hell is Bucky?

Friday, November 17, 2006

Welcome to the blog, Bucky!
Your daily cartoon fix. Today's offering will contain Disney's treatment of one of our favorite tales.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Weird Al teams up with Robot Chicken.
Since Colonel Sanders is the topic of discussion right now, I will offer this.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I just signed the petition over at www.kfc.com to have Colonel Sanders on a stamp. I think you all should go sign it right now.
Barbados is being taken over by giant snails.
fuck yeah!
this is pretty disturbing

Monday, November 13, 2006

If you don't like this this then it leads me to think you don't like women either
yep
Reason #8692 why not to drink draino
Henry Rollins interviews Peaches

Sunday, November 12, 2006

if you haven't tried this yet, go to google and type 'failure', then hit 'I'm feeling lucky'
Having failed in my quest to find episodes of my favorite soap opera Passions on youtube, I stumbled on this little gem.
ok. don't you wish your dick was as big as this?
my phone isn't working right now, so all yous people know.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Friday, November 10, 2006

Today's cartoon was the inspiration behind Gamma Ray, which is Philip Lynn's favorite band.
This video makes me realize I have been going to the wrong school all along. It makes me want to transfer to this hot school.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Your daily cartoon fix, with an intro by Stan Lee.

Monday, November 06, 2006

I do not think that i have ever read a review as brutal and hateful as this
A fine Tuesday is shaping up.
I'm not trying to undermine J's cthulu, but here's another deleted scene from Gummo.
Regurgitator

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The baby is growing so quickly...
that's right folks, he's everywhere, and he's just gonna get bigger
and bigger and grow more tentacles and what not until his quest for octopussies
is fulfilled and then he's gonna go right back to sleep at the bottom of the ocean.
Ain't Cthulu 'bout the damn cutest beast in eternity?
transit of Mercury across Sun on Nov. 8.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Pearls Before Swine
Stephen Pastis
from Comics.Com

for Bucky. We live in zone 1. From the
Arkansas Game and Fish Commission.
Bear Modern Gun November 6-30, 2006
Bear zones 1 and 2

December 9-17, 2006 Bear zone 5
December 2-17, 2006 Bear zone 5A
Bear zones 3, 4, 6 and 7: closed

Arkansas lands lying east of the Mississippi River
are closed.

Special Modern Gun Youth Bear Hunt November 4-5, 2006
(does not include WMAs requiring a deer permit to harvest a bear). Bear zones
1 and 2
Only youths, 15 years of age or younger may harvest a bear. Youths who have completed a hunter education course must be accompanied by an adult mentor who is 18 years of age or older. Youths who have not completed a hunter education course must be under the direct supervision of an adult mentor who is 21 years of age or older.

Season bag limit is one by any method.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Guess the kid got what he wanted, unless he was Catholic, then he had better confessed recently...
This one's kinda gross.
For some reason, time lapse photography never gets old.
More net tv channels...

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Wow.
television streams from round the world. The Russian channels come in pretty well. most of the US channels are christian or public access. Britain has a country side channel, with shows on how to ride horses, and a channel for pregnant women, all about being pregnant....
In the spirit of Halloween, this I post.
Man of the Day