As some of you know, I have enslaved a number of gnomes who keep track of what exactly is going down with this webpage. For one, they tell me what Google searches lead here. Straight from the gnomish mouth:

1. "We will win, Condolezza"

2. dick clit.

3. Wittgenstein and Why Wolves Eat Lambs

4. clits on steroids

and my personal favorite

5. "complete goatse"