"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Friday, September 29, 2006

Oh Wow...

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Fuck the Facts is playing LR on Oct. 4th.

& here's the
halloween episode of Dinosaurs.
This cat deservez an "A"

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Flex Your Heads, Bitches...
I wish i knew this guy....

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

if you dont listen to this shit, kill yourself....By The Red Dog
I saw a chipmunk today!!!!!!!
also, i played dinosaur poker last weekend.
differet chip value for different species, much better than non-dinosaur poker.
oh, and here is a mirror of one masamania article.
....and now for something completely different....or whatever
the Cube is now running Tiger.
and now...

Danger Mouse!

Sexual Moments in Gaming History
Petition to Bring Heathcliff Back

Monday, September 25, 2006

The Jets - You Got It All

And GG on Springer back in the day....
Fat Guy In A Tiny Shirt

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Friday, September 22, 2006

A Fine Friday is shaping up...

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Say It Loud, Say It Proud, Bitches.....

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Rock Loud, Rock Proud!
Watched this in class today,
dude fucked up... Don't Go to Court Drunk!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Glad to see you're back Assbaby!

some Seuss stuff.
an alley cat for a very long alley, the kangaroo bird...

Monday, September 18, 2006

take one wasn't honest enough.
here's take 2.
like a swarm of mead-drunk yellow jackets,
Bring Me the Ovaries Of Ann Coulter!
ok so for those of you who didn't know, the 'You'll Give Birth To A Dead Pig' post was a clip of a man named tyree who stars in the movie 'Period Piece'. On the strength of this clip, J. Bweneum went out and rented this fucking pathetic, mewling abortion. Even high-level wizards such as ourselves couldn't manage to watch this bowl of boiled asshole in its entirety. not suggested viewing, fiends, not suggested viewing.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

By The Beard
New Jr. Miss Clawson stands tall

Bria Hunt stands four feet and six inches tall, so some might say she is small in stature. But pageant judges thought she was big in charisma when they crowned her Jr. Miss Clawson 2006 at Clawson High School on Friday night.

Bria, 12, beat 13 other competitors for the chance to represent Clawson at community events throughout the year. As the winner, she won a $200 U.S. savings bond, a necklace with matching earrings, a special trophy and the traditional outfit of sash and crown.

In the days following her coronation, Bria said she initially could not believe that she won the title. "My life has not really changed, but I do feel very honored," she said. "I do feel a little bit famous now, too."

The victory also amazed Bria's parents. "We're a little... in shock," said Brad Hunt, Bria's father. "We initially did this for her to have some fun. We're just thrilled to death."

During the pageant, contestants showcased traits such as personality, appearance and poise. They were scored on the categories of introduction, personal interview, causal wear, evening wear and final question.

Host Greg Adaline exclaimed throughout the evening that the contest for the crown would be a close one. "They have the brains, they have the beauty," he exclaimed. "It's going to be tough."

Bria presented herself in a feminine fashion with her choice of a light pink dress for evening wear. And she impressed the judges with her casual wear of jean capris, a dark pink tank top and a green crocheted shrug. "This outfit expresses Bria's personality because it's colorful, bright and cheerful, just like Bria," Adaline said.

The title of Jr. Miss Clawson was not the only award that Bria received on Friday night. She also earned some trophies in the pageant's additional, separate contests, including a first-place finish in Outstanding Talent for her gymnastics routine.

But the other contestants didn't leave empty handed. Jr. Miss Clawson first runner-up Jacey Schuetz, 12, went on to take first place for Best Actress and Miss Photogenic.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Criteria for celestial classification...
...objects which orbit the Sun and are round by self-gravity...
My balls are planets.
Some Muscular Metal for you folks...

HateGoat Cover of Carmalita

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

send your money....and more broccoli

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Thursday, September 07, 2006

I'm back on the internets.
Alan Moore, writer of such absolutely amazing comics that have been turned into shitty movies, such as V For Vendetta, From Hell, and Leauge of Extrodinary Gentlemen, as well as fucking fantastic comics that hopefully Eris will never allow to be bastardized to film, like Promethea and the H.P. Lovecraft inspired Cathedral and Yuggoth Stories, appearantly used to be in a band with David J. from Bauhaus called The Sinister Ducks.

I have the EP, if anyone wants a copy.
so last night was a grand pride fest full of good beer, good friends, good cognac, and an ill-fated encounter featuring my girlfriend, a toilet, and some vomit. it seems that the two culprits-in-chief in this house are fated by the stars to become obsessed with listening to and emulating our country and sludge heroes. more on that another time though.....

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

What the fuck?
Goddamnit, i actually have to shower today. That's such bullshit.
Yesterday was a dark day indeed. While filming, the mighty Steve Irwin had run across the deadliest sting ray in the waters. A fierce battle ensued, and though the hunter fought heroically, he fell to the ray after being stung in the heart. I raised my pint glasses in silent tribute to the man who has shaped who i am today.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

I am now the proud owner of
a Browning Sweet Sixteen,
2 3/4 " made in Belgium.
My grandfather bought it from
a Montgomery Ward catalogue back in the day...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Friday, September 01, 2006

Mr. Sebastian has completed some new works.
The Book
The CD