"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Healthy Penis 2005

Syphilis education using a giant foam dick. Video and comic book.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

via bob harris' page,money
and fame.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Respirators for the whole family!--just in case GW loses favor with Jesus!

Thursday, April 21, 2005

I believe this is the funniest book review ever.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Crazy Mother Fuckers. According to Lester Sitzes there were some 20-30 seniors who weren't going to graduate so they filled trashcans with gasoline and lit them. When the Firefighters sprayed their waterhoses into the building the force of the water knocked over the cans causing an explosion effect from the gas spilling out so rapidly. This town never lays quiet for long does it?

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Monday, April 18, 2005

Not only isProximity
annoying, it's highly addictive.
old Testament Coloring Book.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

OldestOrganin arkansas?

Friday, April 15, 2005

How can I call myself a man when I don't have a gun?

The only real question is handgun or rifle. Alas, I still have a quite a few years ahead of me before gun-ownership becomes a real possibility. But when it does, by the dog, there will be many, many inanimate objects and small mammals that pay a dear price.
Directory of Open Access Journals

1529 academic journals with free full text online.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The only good veggie is a fresh veggie!

Terri Schiavo wallpaper.
We all know how much those "towel-heads" hate democracy, and their insane religious leaders want to kill G. W.'s daddy, but what is a respectable Christian to do? You're going to need bleach and a signal flare. Don't worry, they didn't leave the kids out.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Here's a nice article by The Onion today.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Comic covers.
ran into Phillip after class today, turns out
Deadbird will be playing
Emissions this summer.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Well damn, " Attorney and conservative commentator Mark Levin says bold action is needed on the part of the American people to “recalibrate” the balance between the federal courts and the other branches of government."
He wants Congress to have the power to override a Supreme Court Decision with a 2/3rd's vote from both houses. Gotta love Focus on the Family.
Carnival of the Godless #10

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Friday, April 08, 2005

I've created a new username and invited one other to the page. You know how many fucking times I had to enter an account name--jesusfuck.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Monday, April 04, 2005

I haven't been drinking much lately.
Why don't you bring the gin and I'll bring the olives
and roosters and we'll have a picnic in the sun.
The popes is dead!
Pop out that baby, Rosemary!

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Sweet baby jeseebeus man, this is turning into a political blog and if there is one thing the world doesn't need at this point, it's another fucking political blog. Indeed, at this point, the only one I need is the Whiskey Bar.

Thus, in the non-political spirit, I present The Perry Bible Fellowship.