Terri Schiavo's parents have agreed to sell their list of supporters to a direct-mailing firm
Jesus.

Pope John Paul's fragile health took a sharp turn for the worse as he developed a very high fever caused by a urinary infection, the Vatican said. Italian media said the 84-year-old Pontiff, who is struggling to recover from throat surgery, had received the sacrament for the sick and dying, commonly known as the Last Rites.
Ha.

"Well Some people's brains just don't want to work like that.
you got to accept that."

wha', what genius...

fishbowl DC is such an asshole.

"If you're not a regular reader of the D.C. Examiner (and we don't know too many people who are), you may not be aware of how staggeringly boring Karen Feld's gossip column is on an almost daily basis. It's sort of like what Wonkette would be if you took away the sex jokes and the "humor." "

If only we were all honest in the eyes of Jesus.

I'd like to Cry,
but Leonard Cohen
is singing.

DKos is putting together a convention for summer of '06.
Everyone should start saving now for Emissions, it's only $80 for 3 days of Pure Fucking Rock. If you don't go you're a bigger Fag than Jordan.

It's nice to see the mayor of London speak out in such a manner. I'm not buying that there's a difference between what the Israeli Government has been doing to the Palestinians and what Nazi Germany did to Jews, though. They may not have the Showers yet but if they thought they could I'm sure they would. What the hell is going on with the Pull-Outs? How long does it take to cross a piece of land that's roughly 50 miles wide?

Bitches! HA!

Just Who Are You?hmmm.

Amen.

GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT, why you gotta ruin memories of comics for me?

The
Shit
You
Wade
Through
Going
to
the
Brothel.

Nazi Mother Fuckers!

And the Rev. Said: "Let Me Make Your Body Shine"!

Holy Shit!
Taco Bell Tomato Pickers Riot!!!
Save the Chalupa's and the Nacho Cheeze!!!!!!!

wow.

This ishow it begins,

Ask Jolene

Tetra Vaal

By The Dog
four midnights around the world
twelve cigarettes apiece
furry fettered furcula
Let me make your body shine!

One more for the home team!

what
will time bring?
How Much Longer!?!?!?

womens.
rock.
reason.

Oh, sweet baby jesus, what I could do with one of these.

YES! More here.

Of course, not all pR0n is this cool:

Ugh.

It's just wrong.

Wha?

But,then again...

There is still a lot of good porn.

All via this page.

Um.

Linked from Leiter Reports, this is how I've been writing lyrics for over a year now.
Duck Rabbit!!!!!!!

Ah, we don't need any civil liberties or nothing, why
should our fucking kids have
them either? I'm gonna go get drunk again and
read the Fafblog.
Someone wake me when the world is not so
annoyingly stupid.

Dogleg: (n.) The sport of wrestling engaged in by retarded Japanese people. No, really.