Healthy Penis 2005

Syphilis education using a giant foam dick. Video and comic book.

An Enquiry Concerning Pegging

via bob harris' page,money
and fame.

Respirators for the whole family!--just in case GW loses favor with Jesus!

I believe this is the funniest book review ever.

Fetch!

Hope
High
Burns
Bright
Damn!
Crazy Mother Fuckers. According to Lester Sitzes there were some 20-30 seniors who weren't going to graduate so they filled trashcans with gasoline and lit them. When the Firefighters sprayed their waterhoses into the building the force of the water knocked over the cans causing an explosion effect from the gas spilling out so rapidly. This town never lays quiet for long does it?

New Pope!

Not only isProximity
annoying, it's highly addictive.

old Testament Coloring Book.

OldestOrganin arkansas?

How can I call myself a man when I don't have a gun?

The only real question is handgun or rifle. Alas, I still have a quite a few years ahead of me before gun-ownership becomes a real possibility. But when it does, by the dog, there will be many, many inanimate objects and small mammals that pay a dear price.

Directory of Open Access Journals

1529 academic journals with free full text online.

Terri Schiavo wallpaper.

We all know how much those "towel-heads" hate democracy, and their insane religious leaders want to kill G. W.'s daddy, but what is a respectable Christian to do? You're going to need bleach and a signal flare. Don't worry, they didn't leave the kids out.

Here's a nice article by The Onion today.

Comic covers.

ran into Phillip after class today, turns out
Deadbird will be playing
Emissions this summer.

Who the hell is BB BWENEUM anways?

Jacko Suicide Watch

Well damn, " Attorney and conservative commentator Mark Levin says bold action is needed on the part of the American people to “recalibrate” the balance between the federal courts and the other branches of government."
He wants Congress to have the power to override a Supreme Court Decision with a 2/3rd's vote from both houses. Gotta love Focus on the Family.

Carnival of the Godless #10

Giant, flaming dildo, anyone? [11 galleries and available for booking at (727)367-1002]

I've created a new username and invited one other to the page. You know how many fucking times I had to enter an account name--jesusfuck.

WEEEEE!

something a little different.

I haven't been drinking much lately.
Why don't you bring the gin and I'll bring the olives
and roosters and we'll have a picnic in the sun.
The popes is dead!
Pop out that baby, Rosemary!

Sweet baby jeseebeus man, this is turning into a political blog and if there is one thing the world doesn't need at this point, it's another fucking political blog. Indeed, at this point, the only one I need is the Whiskey Bar.

Thus, in the non-political spirit, I present The Perry Bible Fellowship.