A few things you probably didn't know about Dick Cheney:

1. Dick Cheney became a conscientious objector during the Vietnam War when recruiters frowned upon his suggestion to "nuke 'em back in the trees."
2. Dick Cheney once sodomized Muhammad in effigy backstage at the Kennedy Center Honors.
3. Dick Cheney controls 97% of the world’s supply of Preparation H.
4. Dick Cheney has at least 11 testicles, but only 4 are on the outside.
5. In his spare time, Dick Cheney is developing a master race from the children of deported immigrants.
6. Circles of Hell Dick Cheney has successfully returned from: 6
7. Dick Cheney lost his left hand in a bar fight on the outskirts of Barrow, Alaska.
8. Dick Cheney once vomited blood for over two hours straight before a more suitable donor could be found.
9. Dick Cheney has read every Nancy Drew mystery 5 times.
10. Dick Cheney has voted a straight Confederation ticket since the 4th grade.
11. Skeletons in Dick Cheney’s closet: 47
12. Whole skeletons: 3
13. Dick Cheney holds the Guinness record for longest underwater bowel movement.
14. Dick Cheney is only the second person to turn down a hand job from Margaret Thatcher and survive.
15. Number of lesbians it takes to make one Dick Cheney: 15,205

I present to you: Dyke Cheney

The end of an era.

Last day of the fiscal year.

The Heaven is true and the Hell is very true.

The pepper plants have sprouted. 10 ornamental cubans, 1 joe parker,
one sunset eclipse, and one sweet. no bhut jolokia's so far but it's still
early. extreme happiness aside, where is the pigeon killing link? I'd take care
of it myself but my internet has already been disconnected and i suspect other
utilities will slowly follow suit over the next 2 weeks.
Ave Habanero.

Coming soon on this site:

!!!Dyke Cheney!!!

Invite your friends! Bring the kids!!!

A thrilling post-neo-feminist statement toward a discourse on relativism.

I'm doing some research for a few paintings and
these are a couple of the pages I have come accross.
Thought the photos were nice.

I don't really have a problem with guns or even freakishly large guns. But letting people rent guns strikes me as odd. And even the faintest hint of the thought of myself renting a gun from this guy immediately sends me into a fetal position the floor, quickly to be covered in my own tears and bodily fluids.

Chris Cornell's new album, found on his MySpace page, includes a cover of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean.

WTF.

Happy Hurricane Season, Everyone !!!