Well, the suspense has come to an end. We discovered today that Donner hides in his little pet taxi everytime we get intoxicated not because he's afraid of being tossed across the room or flushed down the toilet or have his fur dyed pink and green; no, he disappears because he has a torrential addiction to snorting lines of gritty kitty brand kitty litter. Any recommendations of a rehab facility for the little fur muff would be greatly appreciated.