Yeah, this is how it really is...

Mr. Sulu Comes Out

The original Bweneum page is breathing again.

Yakitori, cause you can't find a picture of offal so easily.


well, I guess you can...

chics on speed
gotta love them

Scooter's indictment

I smell a bweneum cd in the wind, full of cat kitty farts and dulcimers. Ya'll should g-mail me some excel synth lines...

Not really sure how to take this, but I think it works on a number of levels.

Coop's Positive Ape Index

good commercial

Max the sniffer dog smelt through the other pungent odours of 23 onions and the fish as the prince walked through the Nothing to Declare channel.

My blog is worth $696.79.
How much is your blog worth?

So much Cthulu, so little money!
A story about a plushie cthulu.

Girls playing D&D

Stricly speaking, you're right. But there's no point in reasoning with inmates at the madhouse, my poor Cenk.

Jello San Francisco! this is awesome. Also, went to see Domino tonight and saw an Aeon Flux poster in the lobby, looks like the film is really gonna make it...

Damn.

found these two little novelties on boingboing tonight.
An Excel synth and a new 501(c)3....
I'm starting to feel like a drunk parrot.
Maybe Delay will start the dominos...

The Art of Chicken Sexing

"I would like to thank Deirdre Wilson for her valuable comments on this paper, and for first suggesting chicken sexing as a potential avenue for investigation."

God's Gifts to Man:
Lee Creek at Devil's Den

Deep Fried Pizza with chips and deep fried tomato.

((second paragraph of section one... 1985 case))

Rabbit Fucker!

Sorry for being away, but I've been busy with papers, sinus infections, and levee bombing conspiracies. Thanks to Netflix, I've just seen the scariest movie ever made: cerebral palsy, wrestling, date rape, suicide, AIDS, Jesus, Halloween, and private school (oh my!). Better still, it's a documentary!


IMDB
Official

It's more disturbing than bear porn!

Does anyone else hope that these sites are just fronts for fifty-year-old perverts?

My next mission is a letter to Oprah Winfrey convincing her to have Stedman pimp slap Ann Coulter.

Carnival of the Godless #25
and over at the Fafblog, Fafnir interviews God!

Haque dicks US on extradition...
The ruling by the Hague District Court said the suspect's "fundamental right" of unlimited access to a defense lawyer and immediate access to a judge may be compromised in the United States.

Saudi King: Terror Is Work of the Devil
Islamic terrorism is "the work of the devil,"...he also said the kingdom will expand the rights of women and eventually allow them to drive.

Homeless or Jesus? Game

Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child
By MELISSA NELSON
ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Michelle Duggar just delivered her 16th child, and she's already thinking about doing it again. Johannah Faith Duggar was born at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday and weighed 7 pounds, 6.5 ounces.

"We both just love children and we consider each a blessing from the Lord. I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them," he said in a telephone intervie

The Learning Channel is doing another show about the family's construction project, a 7,000-square foot house that should be finished before Christmas. The home, which the family from the northwest Arkansas town of Rogers has been building for two years, will have nine bathrooms, dormitory-style bedrooms for the girls and boys, a commercial kitchen, four washing machines and four dryers.

more videos and images from the fellows that made the little plant video.

Wiki o' the day
Subcrawl
Participation requires the purchase of a discovery ticket (all day unlimited travel after 09:30, assuming the subcrawl doesn't start early), currently £1.90, and the consumption of a drink, normally a pint of lager or beer, in the public house nearest to each of the fifteen Subway stations.

someone's thinking...

As suggested to me by a friend---

Conceptual Art Project: Place a stamp on the bottom of all those big abstract metal sculptures on college campuses indicating that they were all made in the same factory.

it may take a minute to load, but this video is incredible.

Buggsy!

though mostly politics, there's also a lot of nice math stuff in the archives at Political Calculations.

For more shits and giggles,

"'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

Found this article about a new city being built in Korea called New Songdo City. looks like fun shit...

"We did want to address the issue of whether or not the law should
allow single people to be parents. Studies have shown that a child
raised by both parents - a mother and a father - do better. So, we
do want to have laws that protect the children," she explained.

When asked specifically if she believes marriage should be a
requirement for motherhood, and if that is part of the bill's
intention, Sen. Miller responded, "Yes. Yes, I do."

From a bill criminalizing atificial insemination in single mothers...
Dear jesus, what next?

Mrs. Miers' Blog.
Is this for real?

The Deadbird release party Tuesday night was incredible.
Heuristic and Wet Nurse opened for them. Heuristic is from Boston, and WetNurse is from New York. Both band kick major ass. Definatley check them out. Imagine if Dillenger had gotten rougher anystead of pussying out on their last album.....
Both bands are also going to be in the Connecticut area around next Tuesday. I was too drunk to remember the names of the clubs, but they should be listed on their web pages before the shows. I highly recommend going.

Our esteemed Bweneumite Tymn will be on the web radio tonight at 7.
Tonight, Wet Nurse will be be coming in
from New York to play at Deadbirds release party.

Prison Photo Magic

Colonel Bourbon, when we were on the phone
the other day I mentioned Jumbos Kill Crane,
I was actually thinking of Pig Destroyer.
You should check 'em both out, though.
In other news today, the teletubbies seem to vieing for
a spot on the supreme court, against Miers...