In Re: The Eternal Debate and Concerns Committee

In response to the internal memo regarding upgrades in the
aesthetic, moralistic, technological, and scatological elements
of our supreme pinnacle of journalism I must respond that I
WHOLE-HEARTEDLY AGREE.
In an effort to mitigate the difficulties of users accessing
our web site from less-than-ideally-equipped computer
network systems, all embedded content has been replaced with
equally self reliant image automation oriented code.
Also, the internal memo as well as a request for a comprehensive
needs assessment study (itemized, cross-indexed, and tabulated)
has been sent to the Committee on Communicative Rationalization
and Modern Media for further insight into any and all issues
that may or may not exist concerning our journal.
I thank you all for your patience and understanding. Modern
telecommunication sciences are moving at light speed now
days and sometimes it is a bit of a scramble to keep the
bugbear on top of the bouncing ball. Speaking of which, I just
received another internal memo; there may be a slight delay
in the study as the North West Chapter of the Bugbear Union
has requested an amendment to the resolution seeking the
previously mentioned study and it appears to have passed.
The study will now include with it a preliminary feasability
study on the structural diversions of intrinsic right.

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