"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

In Re: What?

Colonel,

Spatula, as you know, is chairperson of the
Decency in Pernicious Televangical Marinading and Perfidious Turkey Bantering Commission.
I am sure that he would be more than pleasured to answer any questions you may have.
As per your request, below is a facsimile of the document.
Your considerations are anxiously awaited.

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