According to the Internet, Erich Fromm is quoted as saying, "Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence." I am inclined to agree, considering it took me all of 30 seconds with a Google search to find that little gem, but I'm not sure that this concept can stand in such a technologically advanced age. Case in point, women have sex with horses. Want proof? Here's a video a woman talking about that special someone and how he also likes to penetrate her husband.

As you can see "Love Conquers All" works about as well in this situation as it did in Brazil. To compensate for Fromm's shortsightedness, I suggest you take time this holiday season to thoroughly consider the final solution to the human problem.

Have a happy National Secularized Non-Denominational Material Wealth Redistribution Day.