some pick up lines I gleaned from facebook.

* If I was a reaction I would be SN2 so i could attack your backside.

* If I had to choose to be part of DNA metabolism, I'd be a helicase so I could unzip your genes.

* I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves.

* I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

* I'll penetrate Your lipid bilayer!

* Oh do I have a hypertonic solution waiting for YOU!!

* Who's your alpha carbon?! WHO'S YOUR ALPHA CARBON?!

* You be the ribosomes and I'll be the endoplasmic reticulum and together we'll get rough tonight.

* Chemists do it on the table periodically.

goddamnit.