"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Monday, December 11, 2006

Why the Dinosaurs are Exstinct
Dinosaurs loved to eat peanut butter.
They'd get to tegether and throw a dance every
night, stomping peanuts into peanut butter
and then gorge themselves. Since there were
no mammels at the time, as they hadn't evolved yet,
there was no milk to wash down the peanut butter.
Eventually all the dinosaurs' mouths got stuck
shut from the peanut butter and they couldn't open
them to eat. Hence, they all starved to death 'cause
there's only enough calories in a mouthful of
peanut butter to keep you running for so long.
Unlike the stories about Jesus, Santa, and the
Easter Bunny, this one is true.

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