By The Dog

"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Thursday, August 04, 2005

From the FAQ on the homepage:

Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?

No, the dog will require human intervention each
time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.


Also, note the product recall.
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1 comment:

J said...

What do they mean "forced sterilization isn't humane". Imagine how much better the world would be if we sterilized those parents who leave their kids to die in the car during these hot summer months. In the mean time, they would probably do well to move the meat scented ones into the human condom market. Seams like something Red States would eat up.

4:32 PM

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