"...and, by the dog, gentlemen of the jury---for I must tell you the truth..." --Apology, 21e

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Jesus said, "I come not to bring peace, but a sword." But then he said, "Blessed are the peacemakers."

Flip-flopper!

Jesus said, "If your enemy strikes you, turn the other cheek."

Soft on terrorism!

Jesus said we should sell all our goods and give everything to the poor.

Socialist!

Jesus overturned the tables of the money-changers. He also said, "It is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of God."

Communist!

Jesus consorted with prostitutes and tax-collecters and the homeless. He was born to a mother who was impregnated by a man who was not her husband.

Jesus is opposed to Christian famiy values! What will we tell the children?

Jesus Christ.

Flip-flopper. Soft on terrorism. Socialist. Communist. Against family values.


We just can't trust him. He's wrong for America.

This message was brought to you by the Republican National Committee.

*stolen from a post on the boards at Atrios'*

2 comments:

J said...

I vote Jesus. Fuck 'em, Man. I vote Jesus.

J said...
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